Soooo, what are you saying? You see me as a 'mousehead'? (I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be "moose-head" ya dumb Yankee)
A fifth of Americans can't locate America on a map! WHY IS THAT?
by Prins Vaillant 65 Replies latest jw friends
-
-
sweetstuff
Let me guess nvr, Canada would be hmm Igloos? LOL
-
Mary
Let me guess nvr, Canada would be hmm Igloos? LOL
That's just about it. I remember my dad telling me that when he and some friends went to Yankee Stadium for the 1950 ASSemby, they were at some restaurant and they had the waitress believing that there was all snow and ice in Canada (it was July), that they had no electricity and that they had to take the dog sled across the border to the USA. Ever see Rick Mercer's "Talking With Americans"? Oh dear god in heaven, I just about pissed myself laughing at their ignorance at anything to do with Canada. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo
-
sweetstuff
Cough, forgive me, couldn't resist.
24 Reasons to be Proud to be a Canadian!
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it
22. A Canadian invented SupermanBUT MOST IMPORTANT!
23. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
I AM CANADIAN!!!
-
sweetstuff
Ever see Rick Mercer's "Talking With Americans"? Oh dear god in heaven, I just about pissed myself laughing at their ignorance at anything to do with Canada. Check it out:
I loved that show! I have it taped, he he. I think I did pee my pants.
-
nvrgnbk
I AM CANADIAN!!!
Hear me roar!!!!
LOL!
-
-
TopHat
Because they are under 5 years old. Simple answer
-
-
worldtraveller
RE: Smelly people with big hats. Even Mexican people are starting to pack it on. I have friends in Mexico City and they drink pop by the gallon. Brainwashed by Coke,etc. Otherwise they would be ok as tortillas are not very fattening by themselves.
Perhaps the government of the day wants you to remain intelligence challenged. How else would someone vote for Bush?
Ps. > a proud Canuck!