Funniest / Goofiest songs you ever heard

by Nosferatu 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    List some of the funniest and goofiest songs you've ever heard!

    I'll start....

    1) Gin and Juice - The Gourds

    A redneck Snoop Doggy Dogg cover

    2) Yeah Yeah Yeah (live version) - Kix

    "I was here just to have a good time with the lady, I took her out for dinner, she put dinner on my carpet in a steaming heap of puke!"

    3) Friggin' in the Riggin - Sex Pistols

    Pretty much self-explanitory

    Any more?

  • BFD
    BFD

    I don't know who made it but the title was...

    Disco Duck.

    BFD

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads,

    fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!

  • worldtraveller
    worldtraveller

    that was Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots.August 4'76 Hit number 1 if you can believe. He does some top 40 countdown now.

    A crazy song-You can't roller scate in a Buffalo herd. Roger Miller . It's played at Knotts Berry Farm all the time.

    Ps - need more music info-I have the bible in front of me-well the billboard book.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
    leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
    You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
    I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
    They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
    To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
    happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
    coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

    You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
    that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
    I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
    laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
    They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
    To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
    weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
    coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

    I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
    for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
    Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
    in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
    They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
    to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
    to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
    To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
    weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
    coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

    Hey, buddy!
    Yes officer..
    You a head?
    No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    oh my god, Ip-Sec, that's one of my favorites. haven't heard it in a long time. How about "play that funky music white boy" or "momma told me not to come"

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Weird Al "Albuquerque"

    It's not letting me manually code a link for some reason so here's a non clickable type link.

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/albuquerque

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road

    Wolf Creek Pass (by CW McCall same guy that did 'Convoy')

    The Streak

    There were other novelty songs in the 70's that I know the words to when they come on the radio and my younger brothers think I'm insane to have ever learned the lyrics.

    -Denise.

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    How about the Tennessee Bird Walk? You can hear it here: http://www.kokosuniverse.com/avi/jm/wma/tennesseebirdwalk_nif.htm Take away the trees and the birds'll have to sit upon the ground. (Hum) Take away their wings and the birds'll have to walk to get around. Take away the birdbaths and dirty birds will soon be everywhere. Take away their feathers and the birds will walk around in underwear. Take away their (whistle) and the birds'll have to whisper when they sing. (Chirp chirp!) Take away their common sense and they'll be heading southward in the spring. Oh, remember me, my darling when spring is in the air, And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere. When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear, That's the Tennessee Bird Walk. How about some trees so the birds won't have to sit upon the ground? (Hum) And how about some wings so the birds won't have to walk to get around? And how about a birdbath or two so the birds will all be clean? And how about some feathers so their underwear no longer will be seen? How about a little (whistle) so the birds won't have to whisper when they sing? (Chirp chirp!) And how about some common sense, So they won't be blocking traffic in the spring? Oh, remember me, my darling when spring is in the air And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear That's the Tennessee Bird Walk (Chirp chirp!) W.Once

  • hubert
    hubert

    Put the Lime in the Coconut and Drink it all up.

    It's on Youtube.

    Hubert

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