Funniest / Goofiest songs you ever heard (page 3)

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Peaches by the Presidents of the United States of America

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I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF THIS WORLD ALIVE LyricsArtist(Band):Hank Williams
Recorded by Hank Williams
Written by Hank Williams and Fred Rose

Capo: 1st Fret Key: F# Play: F

Now you're [F] lookin' at a man that's gettin' kind-a mad
I had lot's of luck but it's all been bad
No [C7] matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world a-[F] live.

My fishin' pole's broke, the creek is full of sand
My woman run away with another man
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

A [Bb] distant uncle passed away [Bb7] and [F] left me quite a batch [F7]
And [Bb] I was livin'g high until that fatal [Bb7] day
A lawyer [C7] proved I wasn't born
I was only hatched.---[F]

Ev'rything's agin' me and it's got me down
If I jumped in the river I would prob'ly drown
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

These shabby shoes I'm wearin' all the time
Are full of holes and nails
And brother if I stepped on a worn out dime
I bet a nickel I could tell you if it was heads or tails.

I'm not gonna worry wrinkles in my brow
'Cause nothin's ever gonna be alright nohow
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

I could buy a Sunday suit and it would leave me broke
If it had two pair of pants I would burn the coat
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

If it was rainin' gold I wouldn't stand a chance
I wouldn't have a pocket in my patched up pants
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

Scully

Weird Al Yankovic: One More Minute

Loudon Wainwright III: Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road (He's Rufus Wainwright's dad, btw)

Cows with Guns

horrible life

Deeskies, What is the name of your song??? I think I need to listen to it.

knock knock

I'm My Own Grandpa - muppet style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

On a National Lampoon album there is a song called "Pizza Man". It may qualify.

avishai

Screamin jay hawkins...

Constipation blues

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvNO0BfBecc&mode=related&search=

Another one, his version of old man river...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VNjD9DYp33g

jaguarbass

Whats the ugliest part of your body? By Frank Zappa. " Some say your nose, some say your toes, I say its your mind"

Terry

http://www.stinalisa.com/TheThing.html Click here to hear the song!

THE THING
While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
Oh, I discovered a ! ! ! , right before my eyes!

Oh, I discovered a ! ! ! , right before my eyes!

I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop

"Oh, get out of here with that
! ! ! , before I call a cop!"

Oh, get out of here with that ! ! ! , before I call a cop!

I turned around and got right out, a-running for my life
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door
"Oh, get out of here with that ! ! ! , and don't come back no more!"

Oh get out of here with that ! ! ! , and don't come back no more!

I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
A hobo who was looking for a handout on the street
He said he'd take most any old thing, he was a desperate man

But when I showed him the ! ! ! , he turned around and ran!

Oh, when I showed him the ! ! ! , he turned around and ran!

I wandered on for many years a victim of my fate
Until one day I came upon St. Peter at the gate
And when I tried to take it inside he told me where to go
Get out of here with that ! ! ! , and take it down below!
Oh get out of here with that ! ! ! , and take it down below!
The moral of this story is: if you're out on the beach
And you should see a great big box, and it's within your reach
Don't ever stop and open it up, that's my advice to you
Cause you'll never get rid of the ! ! ! , no matter what you do
Oh you'll never get rid of the ! ! ! , no matter what you do

This was the very first record I ever bought in my life.

bigdreaux

this. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/ it's on a loop, and the first time i saw it, i laughed my ass off. the more you watch, the funnier it gets.

Funniest / Goofiest songs you ever heard

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