I got no prob saying I was raised in a cult.
As, uh, 'eccentric' as I can be, it helps people overlook some of my, uh, 'charming quirks' when folks think I was raised by wolves.
Watchtower's a cult, they're a big fat cult,
they're the biggest cult in the whole wide world,
they're a stupid cult if there ever was a cult,
they're a cult to all the boys and girls.
Monday they're a cult, on Tuesday they're a cult,
and Wednesday to Saturday they're a cult,
then on Sunday just to be different they're a
super King Kamehameha cult.
Have you ever seen the Watchtower,
they're the biggest cult in the whole wide world,
they're a mean old cult and they have stupid suits,
they're a cult cult cult cult cult cult cult,
cult cult cult cult cult cult cause-a
they're a stupid cult,
Watchtower's a cult and they're just a dirty cult,
Watchtower is a cult-ah.
(with apologies to Cartman)
RD, of the 'raised in Kyles Mom' sheep class