I don't think it is hubby's goal to have a lot of friends. He'd much rather be memorable. And if that means annoying the heck out of them, that's all the same to him.
JW hubby wants help with his door-to-door presentation
by jgnat 36 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Finally-Free
"Should you Live Only for Today"?
This could lead to a discussion on the merits of a good post secondary education.
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reneeisorym
Hi my name is xxxxx
We are in your neighborhood today talking about how we live our lives. You know that some people choose to live one day at a time. Others are planners and look to the future. This magazine gives practical Bible-Based advice and gives us a hope for the future. I would love to leave a copy with you if you like.
Our work is supported by voluntary donations and we would be happy to accept one if you can.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
**Scarey .. I still remember how to do that ... EEEWWW*******
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jgnat
Free, LOL, I like yours the best. Hubby ate up all of Blondie's advice, and asked me to copy out renee's presentation. I don't think he noticed that I said the whole thing in robot-voice, LOL.
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Gopher
Nervous shuffle up the steps. Look down at shoes.
Ring doorbell. Hope nobody answers. Suddenly your heart leaps because the householder has thrown the screen door open while you were daydreaming.
Householder: What is it?
JW: Well, um, we're in the neighborhood....talking to your neighbors... and ... (display magazine cover) you wouldn't be interested in the latest Watchtower magazine, would you?
Householder: Well, no.
JW: Ok. Have a good day.
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tula
Jgnat, My mother always taught me that you never go empty handed to visit someone. Now, I know he's not empty handed cause he's got the rags...but he also said he wanted to be memorable. My suggestion....take maybe some candy bars. A presentation something like...
I would like for you to enjoy this Mr. Goodbar while you have the chance, because after Armageddon...there probably won't be anymore.
There won't be anyone to run the factories because we will all be out picking fruit.
Fruit will be the new candy. It's healthier and we will all learn to like it.
Oh, and by the way...did you know Armageddon is coming soon?
(see, it leads right into the question of the day!)
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nvrgnbk
Hello, My name is Mr. Jgnat. How are you? I'm calling out of concern for my neighbors. Wouldn't you agree that too many live only for today, with no regard whatsoever for the future? *Ignore answer or blank stare* If you read this article along with your copy of the Bible, you'll find the key to a wonderful future in a world of love and unity where all will be Jehovah's Witnesses and all the wicked will have been violently destroyed by our loving Heavenly Father Jehovah God. *Place magazines in householder's hands*
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Mum
Good morning. How wonderful to find you at home today. I'm here to present the Good News: if you don't learn to be happy living under the thumb of some old men in New York with an ever-blinking strobe light and ample supply of Depends, God is going to turn you into bird food real soon. Read all about it!
Have a pleasant day!
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wanderlustguy
Ok...here you go.
"Good morning! I'm sorry to disturb you, but I have some information I have been sharing with other people in your neighborhood who, like you, wish I would have just "forgot" to knock on thier door. Since you are here and I am here, and neither of us really want to talk about any of this stuff, because he both know this is a bunch of crap, let me at least give you information you can use. The next time one of us comes to your door, just tell them that you left the truth, yea you may want to write this down, and also tell them that you are now an active apostate and you just wanted to give them a chance to leave before you start talking about your new religion. If you want you could even shoot a little pepper spray at 'em and then they will put you on a do not call list and you can sleep in for the rest of your Saturdays...unless you move.
Have a great day!
Then log 'em as an RV and a bookstudy."
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Gopher
"Good morning. We have an urgent message from outer space."