by flipper 39 Replies latest jw friends
When my first born(who is now 20) was a baby, I was laying on my back and was tossing her up into the air(she was facing downwards, looking at me). I had tossed her up a few times, she was laughing-I was laughing, when all of a sudden the apple juice she had just drank recently came up and guess where it landed? Yup-right in my mouth.
Never did that again-at least not without keeping my mouth closed!!!
Probably more gross than funny....LIG
In my later high school years (when I mentally abandoned the JW religion), I started having fun. In my electronics class, we were working in pairs on computers. Well, except for the special kid who worked alone. Everyone was given a boot disk. Me and my friend got our computer up and running. I came up with the bright idea of renaming the files on the boot disk.
I swapped the disk with the special kid when he wasn't looking. The teacher helped him for about 1/2 hour before he discovered that someone changed the filenames. "Oh, that's why it's not working! Someone changed format to floormat. I won't even mention what they changed chkdisk to!" The whole class laughed.
Then there's the time we popped all the keys off one of the keyboards and put them all back in alphabetical order instead of qwerty. Boy was the teacher mad.
I have tons but here's one that comes to mind first:
I was just a teenager when I was married the first time so I was pretty immature still- ok, so I still am, there's nothing I enjoy more than scaring someone when they least expect it. I loved to scare the crap out of my ex husband- in the middle of the night he'd get up to get something or use the bathroom and I'd hide behind the wall and jump out & scare him when he came back to bed. He never learned though and I got a desired reaction from him every time ;-) But then, once he tried to get back at me for it and decided to scare me coming out of the bathroom in the middle of the night; except he genuinely scared the daylights out of me and I scream loud if I get startled... which in turn scared the living hell out of him causing him to scream like a woman. I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.
When I was a freshman in Highschool I played Tennis, we were practicing in the indoor Gym during class- my best friend whipped her racquet back to hit a ball coming and got me right in the face. Blood just started gushing out of my nose. It hurt so bad but it was mostly just embarrassing and we both just started laughing on the court like a couple of idiots which caused her to wet herself. This was more of an embarrassing random moment but looking back at it, it makes me laugh...
this is good! so needed it today:)
i have a new kitten, about 6 months now,,her name is babi kiti
so i live in a crawl space house,,,and kitti has figuired out how to go under the floor from the outside and meow right beside the air vent where i sit in living room
so i will go open the door and let her in
very weird/but cute
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RESTRANGLED- Another crazy bird story! Funny! A bird making raspberry noises. Too good! It's so funny how pets can make our day!
LIFE IS GRAND- So would you say your baby was trying to feed you back?
NOSFERATU- Sounds like you were a comical rebel rouser in school !
MISANTHROPIC- That is really funny. My son tries to scare me by jumping out from behind bushes at night scaring me. He does a good job of it too. One time I scared my ex father in law by winding up this paper mache fake bat with a rubberband and let it fly at the book study outside behind a juniper bush at dusk. He thought it was a real bat flying to attack him. He yelled out, " What the hell !? " I was laughing all over myself !
ORBISON 11- Little kittys can be funny because they do get in the weirdest places !
Another experience Mrs. Flipper and I had. After we first met we had been out at a club and drank a little. At the time I still lived in a house with my son and one of his buddies living with us. Mrs. Flipper and I got home from the club, buzzed a little, and i noticed in the guest bathroom one of my son's friends had left a floater in the toilet and had not plunged the toilet . I was grossed out, and so trying to impress my new girlfriend at the time I got the plunger and started plunging ! Mrs. Flipper and I were laughing so hard because the crap was having a hard time going down! As we were standing in the bathroom with me holding the plunger, both of us laughing, my son and his friend walked down the hallway, looking at us , me holding the plunger and us laughing! My son's friend closed the door thinking we probably needed privacy for some new kinky type of bathroom foreplay or something ! We never lived that one down! Still laugh about it today ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
A couple of weeks ago I went on a blind date......I was wondering whether to tell him I was a midget.... but thought...nah...he'll be cool with it....I marched up to his house and he was talking to his neighbour.....I could tell he was surprised by the look on his face....he looked at the gnomes in his garden....then me...then the gnomes again......muhahahahaha....gnomeja
A few months ago I was very tired and decided to take a quick nap. I woke up feeling absolutely refreshed! It was dark outside and I looked at the clock, it said 5:30 and I thought, wow, I slept right through the night. So I decided I would run out and grab me some breakfast. I pulled into a local McDonalds and ordered a sausage McMuffin. The lady behind the speaker informed me that they stopped serving breakfast at 10:30. I said, but it's only 6:00, I don't understand. The lady behind the speaker, in her most, you poor dottering old fool voice said, "Ma'Am. It's 6:00 at night."
Doh!
OMG BFD, you told me when you talked to him on the phone he sounded like he was in his 20s...LOL. I asked you how everything went and you said, "Alright, I had a busy weekend." I figured he was in his 20s and you didn't want to talk about it. Now it all comes out. It wasn't the voice of a 20 year old, it was the voice of the lollipop guild.
I once was had arranged to meet someone for a lift to work in their car.......came poddling down the road and saw them parked across the other side of a main road just down from the traffic lights........so I crossed the road and noticed they had pulled up to the now red light and so I opened the back door and jumped in..........ooooops.......wrong car........the guy was looking at me kind of amazed and I just said "sorry wrong car" and leapt right back out........needless to say the guy who was waiting for me was by this time out of his car and rolling about on the pavement
My eight yr old daughter was working on a paper that my wife printed out for her for sex ed. She was supposed to label the "plumbing" parts. I walked by the table she was at and she asks "What's that thing that holds the juice"?
