The Fortune Cookie Thread. Share yours! (Unabashed Friday Fluff) :- )

by Open mind 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I'm a Fortune Cookie atheist. I enjoy reading them, but do not feel they have any kind of "power" or are somehow "guided" to reach their final recipient. I do acknowledge the possibility that if they happen to contain good advice, then perhaps that may have a positive effect.

    So, here's one I got the other day:

    "You will be rewarded for being a good listener in the next week."

    Not so sure about the 7-day time limit, but it was a good reminder.

    So what Fortune would you like to share here?

    Open Mind

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym

    "Let go of your power for one day" ... I think I got someone else's cookie LOL

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    You do know about the rule on fortune cookies don't you OM?

    You have to add the words "in bed" after your fortune.

    BB

  • BFD
    BFD

    "The shortest distance between two people is a smile"

    http://www.chinaunique.com/cookie/fortune.htm

    BFD

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    BB:

    You have to add the words "in bed" after your fortune.

    Oh yeah, BB!

    It's a bit of a family tradition 'round here. Gets a little weird hearing pre-teens saying it tho.

    Open Mind

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    BFD, I like that.

    Open Mind

  • Brother Apostate
  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Thanks, Bro. A!

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    LOL at BA!!! Too funny!! Can you say "how fast can I run to the bathroom???"

    My fortune at Grace's little fest said "Someone is speaking well of you."

    BB

  • BFD
    BFD

    BA...

    ROFLMFAO!

    BFD

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