The Fortune Cookie Thread. Share yours! (Unabashed Friday Fluff) :- )

by Open mind 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I remember the "in bed" rule. I love it.

    The shortest distance between two people is a smile in bed.
    That wasn't chicken in bed.
    Someone is speaking well of you in bed.

    I had one that said I would travel to an exotic place soon. I did.
    I don't know the exact words, but I did not travel "in bed." I did sleep in one when I got there.

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    LOL @ BA!

    Timing is everything.

    I love it when it all hits you with one word or phrase.

    Great pic.

    Open Mind

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    YOUR F*****

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    how about "budda loves you"?

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    I just did an online one that told me this

    "Computers will turn blue for you" Oh hell no!

  • changeling
    changeling

    I once had a blank fortune.

    changeling

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    I once had a blank fortune.

    Remember the rule, and apply it-

    in bed.

    Doesn't that make sense?

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    "You are greatly admired and sought after for your and creativity and willingness to try new things."

    IN BED

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    Anything worth doing can be done.

    (in bed)

  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233

    You Suck!

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