Top Ten Lame Excuses Why The Watchtower Society Predictions Never Came True
1. C. T. Russell measured the Great Pyramid with his hands, found to be inaccurate
2. Judge Rutherford was dyslexic, year 1925 should have read 5291 instead
3. C. T. Russell refused to wear glasses, says it made him look girlie
4. Poor translation of the ancient Greek Scriptures, no one at Bethel could read or write Greek
5. Freemasons moved in on GB members wanted a piece of the action
6. Bets were made in 1969 that the Society could pull in 100 million before the end of 1975
7. Nathan knor had a very small penis and needed all the power he could get his hands on
8. For a short time Satan the Devil was a GB member, everyone thought he was Raymond Franz
9. Year end bonuses were given out to GB members based on fiscal performance
10. Judge Rutherford wanted mankind to die so he could start procreating again just like Adam