I'm Screwed Up, You're Screwed Up

by Farkel 156 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Oh boyo, i really don't wanna buy into this Farkel/Teejay spat ... butt .. since we're all friends i'll put my carps on the table.

    Farkel is screwed. At least TJ and he agree on that. TJ is screwed too but with a different nut. I count both these men as my dear friends and it doesn't worry me in the least that they get on like a kookaburra and a goanna. It confuses me, but so do the ways of clashing men generally. I guess that makes me screwed too.

    I kinda fell in love with bro.farkel at first sight. Our eyes met across a crow dead room and the rest is his story. It was in the fading twilight of last century that my somewhat nieve eyes first felt the farkelite glare. His distainfull look of concerned disapproval in responce to my entering the halloed turf of H20's sacred apostate ballpark, handing out bouquets to battered watchtower defenders and serving Jehovah as beast I could in that corrosive venge filled cauldrin made me laugh. H20 regulars sickened me by battering the bejesus outta newbies not toeing the party/anti-party line. Thus my taking on the role of lifting up the underdogs. (breathtakingly seriously mad though some of them were .. perhaps i could relate to their insanity, perhaps my feminine side wants me to play mother .. God knows lol)

    Cygnus, you still hung up on grammar and spilling or you gone and got yourself edumacated?

    Anyway, a few weeks went by and people actually started to understand what i was saying. (bit of a worry in itself) MtZion, a giant Israeli Eskimo planting a flower garden atop MtCarmel by day and spending nights in Elijahs cave posting big words and bahai thoughts and Marilyn an atheistic dragon woman from Melbourne were the first to understand where this mad iconoclastic taoist was comming from. (Elijah, if you're out there we miss ya)

    I thought it hillarious that i was able to get up the great farkelmeisters nose for a few weeks and be called several naughty names .. ooo that really hurt (well if i understood american it might have.. lol.) Farkel proved to be a much cooler guy than I first thought. All that stiff arrogant, bluff and bravardo is just a front folks. In real life the mans a bigger pussy cat that our resident SirFRED'the mange'HALL. Farkel, you make me laugh when you try and act tough, you're as big a whimp as me when it comes to really hurting people and it shows! Be true to your nature, we love ya for it (mostly) .. anyway, you can fool newbies into thinking you're a tough old boot full o' sour dough but don't think you're conning anyone who knows ya .. hmmp .. who ever heard of boxing piano player? ;)

    My only disappointment with you brother is when you've gone over the top with/about women. Standard feminist dogma states that men and women should be treated equally on a board like this but I don't know any standard feminists and don't believe a word of it anyway. (OK I'll can the 'soft peddle to wimmin' lecture .. for now!

    Teejay is a good, loyal friend of mine too. We met via h20 and he gave me some great insights into the history and characters posting on h20 (as did WorldlyWitness aka Rex) Teejay is a good bloke, the same age as me (44 .. bloody birthdays!!!) Like me, he enjoys pricking the bubbles of the overinflated and watching the mighty tumble (or at least bend a bit) As a father of two grown-up daughters, TJ has delighted me with tales of his wonderful loving relationship with a young girl of his own making (he reconds she isn't going through 'terrible twos' but i recon he's a touch love struck and probable thinks her little tantrums in the supermarket aile are cute or justified or some other warped nonsense .. careful tj, girls have some voodoo charm thing when it comes to dads. ;)

    I thought it very funny a few weeks back when tj threw this place into disarray by starting fights with 'the big boys'. (Most here didn't share my warped laughter or know tjs history .. I'd been waiting over a year and watched tthe bubble burst from a position of insight few shared .. hey julie, we all gotta vent sometime .. repression be buggered, long live honest exchange and blood on the chatroom floor ;) I really am a warped screwed up bastard and watch the fights here with headshaking bemusement and often more knowledge of the causes involved than those thrusting the barbs (or so it often seems)

    .. anyway i've missed my train of thought again ..

    Farkel, ya grumpy old bastard, your being screwed up doesn't justify your being rude and stuff and TeeJay, any more whinging and I'm gonna declare you an 'onery P.O.M. (oops .. no english posting here are there? .. shh)

    Dannybear? Who mentioned Danny? Danny is a wonderful guy, the best! The least screwed up bloke on the nett. Danny took some totally unjustifiable kickings on h20. The big bear is my personal friend and one of natures gentleman .. but alas, i'm not .. say anything bad about him and I'll personally track you down and plant my right boot firmly up yer bum .. wether you're a girl, boy or woman trapped inside an elephant mans body (like my friend logical)

    unclebruce, dropping his dacks and raising his butt to serve Jehovah. (just like SirFredHALL (Earl of Succinct Knight of Endless Laughter), Friday (the bloodhound with the broken nose) and youknowhatidon't(a seriously screwed up aposthate poopy)

    PS: You Americans are such warmhearted up front folk .. may you always wear your hearts on your sleeves and have the balls and ovories to call things as you see 'em.

  • waiting
    waiting

    ok, ok, ok.

    I didn't get any farther than this:

    I thought it very funny a few weeks back when tj threw this place into disarray by starting fights with 'the big boys'. (Most here didn't share my warped laughter or know tjs history .. I'd been waiting over a year

    By Gawd you buggered fool! I am waiting for over a year!

    And MtZion is my favorite sweetpea - by any name.

    And tj is 44 friggin' years old????????????/ Man, I thought he was just some young punk. No offense to our fine young punks around here.

    You are a truly warped ray of sunshine around here, ub. Thanks.

    True Waiting

  • waiting
    waiting

    ok, ok, ok.

    You Americans are such warmhearted up front folk .. may you always wear your hearts on your sleeves and have the balls and ovories to call things as you see 'em.

    Thank you. I think.

    Still smiling - and still the only - waiting

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    Uncle,

    I don't know when I have been more proud of a family member!

    That goes for you to Farkel (I think)...your first few paragraphs were tounge in cheek, but the meat of what you said made sense to me.

    Tj your comments regarding me were appreciated. I guess if we did a little more patting each other's backs, instead of stabbing, this place would take on a whole new aroma.

    Danny

  • Englishman
    Englishman
    tj is 44 friggin' years old????????????/

    Whaaaaaat?

    I thought of him as some sort of Father figure with all that admonishment stuff that he does! Does he drive a Morris Minor 1000?

    Englishman re-evaluating....

    Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LOL waiting,

    Wow you can make me laugh! Hey waiting, how come you get in so many fights around here? .. you got opinions that others don't share or someth'n? lol.

    unc, not quite rolling on floor (but don't push me;)

    PS: Afterthought: I gave up posting long serious research articles a while back due to lack of interest and now just come here for laughs. You can only type for yourself and if others enjoy or get something out of what you have to say that's a bonus. To a man like me with a weird upbringing and twisted sense of tranquility this place is fucking hillarious. Waiting I doubt it's done anything but helped you grow. (grow doesn't seem quite the right word and words like 'spiritual enhancement' sound so contrived and shallow but youknow what i mean

    best regards, you're very funny when you leave the joke book behind .. the real you must be a riot .. how many monkeys running around that screwed up head of yours? (mine are about a dozen and it's breeding season :(

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    Hey Farkel,

    Your back, and it was good. And you seem to have made your point and accomplished your purpose. Good job.

    UncleBruce,
    Quote:"I gave up posting long serious research articles a while back due to lack of interest and now just come here for laughs."

    Thanks for that. Some of the best I seen for not being "serious", with laughs for a bonus.

    Jst2laws

  • teejay
    teejay

    Man, I thought he was just some young punk

    And who said I WASN'T some young punk?!! 44's young.... compared to rocks. I'm waaaay younger than the average rock, and some say smarter, too.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Excuse me englishmun .. are you a pomme?

    nervously quivering unc

    I thought of him as some sort of Father figure with all that admonishment stuff that he does! Does he drive a Morris Minor 1000?

    Nah .. tj drives a truck .. well, during the week anyway. Hey English, perhaps you could start a thread about cars you have known and loved .. with any luck it'd really piss of the ladies ;)

    nostalgic unc, who served jehovah, droving a morris 1500 through places a brumby wouldn't go (fluid suspension and 35mpg .. what a car)

  • Tina
    Tina

    unc? no email anymore?????? Tina Im sorry to say,I feel you're wrong about a lot of things.I always thought you to be objective........

    Jehovahs Witnesses,Proudly Serving Their Corporate Masters!

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