justhuman,
great points!
Do You Realize That Satan Is Supposed To Be Almost As Powerful As Jehovah?
by minimus 35 Replies latest jw friends
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Witness 007
I dont get it??? Satan rebels Jehovah kills him and...end of story! Instead Jehovah allows thousands of years of human torture, sickness and death while many Angels are fooled into serving him and must be destroyed. So much waste of life to prove his "sovriegnty"???
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Mr Ben
Lest we forget.... Satan is the Creator! Jehooby only created veggies, Satan created all the non vegetarian creatures, i.e. 99.9% of all creatures!
That's 7-0
And bad weather... 8-0
And diseases... 9-0
And fungal spores... 10-0
My money's on Satan! Oops, better be careful in case Jehooby strikes me down! Maybe Satan will protect me...
Satanic Insects: http://www.seanet.com/~raines/insects.html
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Mr Ben
Wait a mo!!! Hold the press!!! I'm not a veggie, so the one who created me, i.e. my God, must be............. Satan!!!!!!
Witchtower wisdom solves the puzzle once again!!!
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GoodnessGracious
I know my post is way late..
But this thread is hilarious .. I makes me think of when my husband says Satan this, Demons that, Im like dang these fools are everywhere, where are the angels
He always says that When you do something bad the demons are there watching you and they are getting happy .. LMAO -
minimus
....and watch out for the horny demons.