by Honesty 66 Replies latest jw friends
So Orbison, maybe I really do have a female?
Honesty, I would not recommend putting it in the oven. I think you will find, that it would dry out the meat too much. If I were you, I would use a Crock Pot, or slow cooker, with a nice herb marinade, and add some vegetables, at just the right time. I would serve with a chilled white wine, only because I really don't care for red.
Thanks, horrible.
I have a crock pot that will fit him.
Maybe a few potatoes, carrots an onion and some celery would help me forget I'm eating what used to be a friend's pet.
I wonder if African Grays taste like quail.
Oh NO!!!! LOLOLOL!!! That is hysterical!! (For us of course!!) Mabe you should leave him on the front steps of the Kingdom Hall!! Some gungho elder or pioneer would probably think he was a gem!!
Sincerely,
Lady Liberty
Check this site out http://www.theafricangreyparrot.com/
Set a laptop up in front of the cage and get the parrot an account on JWD. Soon, he'll be singing a different tune.
..Q:What does a 200lb Parrot say?..
.....A:
.."Polly wants a Cracker,Right F*cking Now!!................
...OUTLAW
Great idea, Lady Liberty.
I would rather do that than eat him.
I know the perfect JW family to leave him with, too.
They can probably teach him a lot of neat new phrases like...
"She's very theocratic"
"He is on private reproof"
"Did you forget your tracts again"
"It's time to study our Watchtowers"
"Who is doin' da mikes?"
"Do you have an extra Daily Text?"
I'll sneak him over Tuesday night while they are at the Book Study.
In the meantime, I'm leaving him at home while I go to a motel to get some relief.
Dear Honesty...
You poor dear!! I am sorry but... that is HYSTERICAL! I about choked on my breakfast!
Sincerely,
Lady Liberty
Any others care to contribute?
I only want to tell AGAIN about MY parrot .
I taught it to say "Armeggedon coming" Jehovah,Jehovah, Stupid Susie. Toby,toby!!!
It was a great help to me in my hours... I used to bring the neighbours in to hear it. & count time !!!!
Well after they listen I then when into my "robot stance" And did what I am know for TALKING!!!!
Aint called Mouthy for nuthing
At least you have the presence of mind to eat your breakfast, Lady Liberty.
That parrot has caused me to lose mine for the last 3 days.
He must have heard a lot of talk during breakfast between his former owners because he keeps saying, "That's apostate thinking." every time I sit down for breakfast with a bowl of cereal.
That bird confirms a lot of my suspicions.
I always thought my friend's wife was just a bit too zealous for the "truth".
