by joelbear 56 Replies latest jw friends
ok ok.
I'm the sister who rolls her eyes a lot at the elder's comments - and they won't call on me too much unless I wildly wave my arm.
Would like to become known as wilder and sit by "slutty sister with her skirts too short" - secretly learn her evil ways. However, I won't let my husband sit by her.
waiting
I want to be the brother with toiretts syndrome so that I can stand up during the Watchtower and shout "F*ck you Governing Body, you suck, you mother F*cking disgusting blasphemous killing sick b*stards!!!" and then sit down quietly.I wonder if they would still disfellowship me?
ROTFLMAO!! No, but they'd make you sit in a new, and improved, sound proof library.
waiting
I would show up every memorial for some wine. I would bring my own chees and crackers to go with it, much better than bread as an accompanyment. Besides, man can not live on bread alone.
Xena,a sexy hostess never hurt a good meal,what do you think?
Every congregation has an older bro or sister that gives hard candy to the children.
Who volenteers for that?
We also need someone to take care of magazine sub.of our choice.
Accounts?
Who's gonna mowe the yard?
Clean?
Ranchette
We`ll have to put a big brass pole and a shower on the stage,for the erotic dancers.Nobodys ever gonna wanna leave!!!...OUTLAW
Ranchette,
EWWWW, I remember that disgusting candy, and trying to choke it down. It seemed like it stayed in the "meeting pants" for several months, washed several times. Or at the bottom of the purse for years!
Again I say EWWWWW please don't!
wendy
Blind faith can justify anything.~Richard Dawkins
Howdy Ranchette & Wendy,
What memories! We had our old pioneer sister with that cruddy candy - and was nice enough to give it to slobbering little kids in field service in our cars - which meant backseats with hard candy slobber on them.
I was driving one day, and the sister gave candy to some kid in the backseat.....my backseat. After a couple of minutes of candy in the mouth, I smiled and told the kid that they should say thank you and give the sister a big hug and kiss for the nice candy.
You should have seen all 300 lbs of her backing away from that 40 lb drooling kid! It was worth cleaning the sticky off my seat just to see her eyes get THAT big.
waiting
Mommy,
"No Thanks" is what we wanted to say but it made them (candy giver)so happy and we didn't want to hurt their feelings.
So thats why it ended up as glue in my daughters dress coat.She just had to sample it first!
Okay we have to come up with a substitute for this privlege.
Any ideas?
Waiting,
I liked your candy story.
I would have liked to see that.
Ranchette
Ranchette,how about beautiful fruit platters from the congragation kitchen,and a big well equiped playground for the kids also a nice indoor play room.
