by outofthebox 48 Replies latest jw friends
(They really seem to hate it when I call it magazine instead of "publication". Why is that?)
Not sure - if you remeber the first Video - JWs the Organization behind the name - Jack Barr the narrator showed AMAC -automatic magazine addressing Conveyor - he kept using the term "magazines"
How about. . .already had my weekly bullshit intake for the week. . .
What if I am on holiday in a cruise?
My sister and her husband go on great vacations and ALWAYS find a local KH in order to attend meetings. How sick is that????!!
the truth of the matter is, many elders ignore all this and miss meeetings for many reasons
What about being in jail ? LOL
What about so as not to hear obnoxious, smart-ass, annoying speakers like him. And I bet he thought he was being soooo clever (rolls eyes).
You are missing the 'spiritual point' here dear bros and sis. The 'important thing' is that the reason must start with an F. I know karaoke night, giving birth and building kingdom halls seem like valid excuses, but they don't start with an F, so they are not. Altought I can think of an activity that starts with F and it would be a fantastic reason to miss a meeting. Pardon my French.
-ootb
I'm surprised he allowed fractures. Can't walk? Get a wheelchair!
what if I am taking care of other people?
What? Why not just bring the person along to the meeting brother! Indeed a fine witness, and where else can someone experience loving care than at Jehovah's spritual table?
Fever, Fracture, or Funeral. That is fantastic!
Thanks for the laugh.
How about fornicating? That starts with "F". Would it be okay to miss for that?
The Oracle
