Whats the weirdest case that was handled in your congro??

by karter 34 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Confucious
    Confucious

    hahahahahaha... the pear tree. hahahhahhaha.

  • uninformed
    uninformed

    The horse deal was in Monett, Missouri, at least it was heterosexual, it was a mare.

    The dog deal was in Luling Texas.

    The chicken deal was in San Marcos, Texas, by an elders son.

    Don't know if he choked the chicken or not. Seemed he wasn't charged with rape AND murder.

    The sad thing is, this stuff is true.

    Spiritual paradise, oh yes.

    Brant

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    Matthew 7 (New International Version)

    A Tree and Its Fruit

    15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    hahahahahaha... the pear tree. hahahhahhaha.

    Thank you!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Abandoned that was brilliant - gives whole new meaning to the song and a partridge in a pear tree

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