Is Jehovah the most perverted creature in the universe?

mkr32208

Ok here's my thoughts. I'm gonna ramble for a few minutes!

If I die and jehovah is going to resurrect me with all my memories and everything intact... Hummm how to put this delicately. Every time I've spanked my monkey he's had to record it in minute detail (he's not only watched he's had to count!) He's had to note every dirty pic I've ever looked at, every dukey I've ever taken! Everything I've every done with my wife, he's watched and recorded! Every thing I've ever done so that my memories will be "complete." Ok so far he's just a peeping tom right?

Ok EVERY SINGLE RAPE MURDER SEXUAL MUTILATION ETC IN HISTORY has been watched (he's not interfered OH no not him!) but he's watched and recorded, the feelings, thoughts everything these people experienced he made notes so that when they are resurrected he could lovingly PUT IN BACK IN THEIR MINDS! So say your one of the thousands of woman raped tortured and murdered by Saddam and his boys in Iraq right so your dead so you'll be resurrected. When you ARE he's going to put all those memories back in your head! All the sensations everything else! Here's one BETTER! Saddam and co are all dead too so they get that same resurrection and they get all the thoughts experiences and sick pleasure that they took from these women back in their noggins TOO!

So in this new "perfect" system the woman are resurrected and they are going to see Saddam and his guys walking around (probably be made elders) and they are going to say. Wait just one f#cking minute! "THATS THE GUY WHO RAPED ME, TORTURED ME, THEN CUT MY THROAT!!!!!"

"Oh NOOO sister he's been forgiven!" Don't tell anyone what YOU say he did cause first there's only one witness and second his sins have been paid for so he's good to go!

Does anyone else see this stuff as issues or is it just me?

nvrgnbk

Yeah.

He's Asshole Numero Uno.

zeroday

Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions.
Karl Marx

Gopher

I always thought this idea about God remembering everything was strange. How can he watch billions of people simultaneously? Maybe he has angels assigned to do this for him, or else he has everything offloaded onto a giant hard drive or server somewhere and than uploads the zeros and ones into a new body at the time of the resurrection.

Aphrodite

Well Duh! Anyone who's read the bible know that! Of course he is perverted, he's an ego maniac sicko, who loves to watch people die and commit "sins" then suffer in guilt complexes.

Anti-Christ

Interesting thought. One thing that bothered me about the resurrection thing is that the bible said that you would not recall what happen in this"system of things". It bother me because i was thinking that if I could not recall my life in this world how would I know that I would still be me?

LtCmd.Lore

"Yahweh is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully"

BurnTheShips

Is Jehovah the most perverted creature in the universe?

per·vert
Pronunciation:
\p?r- ' v?rt\
Function:
transitive verb
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French purvertir, pervertir, from Latin pervertere to overturn, corrupt, pervert, from per- thoroughly + vertere to turn — more at per-, worth
Date:
14th century
1 a : to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true or morally right : corrupt b : to cause to turn aside or away from what is generally done or accepted : misdirect 2 a : to divert to a wrong end or purpose : misuse b : to twist the meaning or sense of : misinterpret synonyms see debase — per·vert·er noun

I think the answer is clearly no. But I suspect that this post was not intended to elicit a real answer.

Burn

BurnTheShips

"Yahweh is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully"

Does Dawkins have Tourette's?

LtCmd.Lore

Does Dawkins have Tourette's?

I don't think so, it's not mentioned on his wikipedia page.

Why do you ask?

Is Jehovah the most perverted creature in the universe?

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