aawwwew bb, thats nice of yoi to say. i met thr mouse!
Does the Camera Love You?
by compound complex 71 Replies latest jw friends
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mrsjones5
It hates me cuz I don't know how to make love to the camera.
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brinjen
{{{{{{{eryn}}}}}}}
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Hortensia
well, I'd like to hide my wattles too, but I don't think a beard would do much to distract attention seeing as how I'm female. I guess I'll just wear turtlenecks, eh? Only it gets to be 120 here. I've seen photos of some of you, you are a good looking bunch. Look at my avatar. That pretty much says it all! Someday I'll be bold enough to post a real picture of me - or not.
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Abandoned
Look at my avatar. That pretty much says it all! Someday I'll be bold enough to post a real picture of me - or not.
You're not the Queen? You mean I've been kissing up to you for no reason?
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Hortensia
oh, close enough. Continue to kiss. Kneel too.
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Abandoned
oh, close enough. Continue to kiss. Kneel too.
But I want royalty. It matches me. You see. I am royalty, at least I can be. It's inside of me, to be a royal D. Or maybe, just a D, royally.
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Hortensia
well I've been called a royal B. - is that close?
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MsMcDucket
I hate the way I look. I avoid the camera at all costs. I can tolerate my face; but the rest is a mofo!
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avishai
Sweetface, hot, adorable, sexy, beautiful....And smart!!! Mrs. jones, you do something to the camera, uhhh, similar to making love, but, just maybe even a lil' more, oh, dammit what's the word i'm loking for..... Your pic is damn hot, OK? I'm gonna blush if I keep goin'. Ironically, yeah I think the Camera loves me sometimes. My mom messes with me all the time, sez my avatar pic is "false advertising" becuase I don't look that good IRL.