Hamsexuals also ruin it for the rest of us who want to enjoy family-friendly entertainment. Like taking your kids to the circus. What can be better than having fun watching acrobats, creepy clowns, and pseudo-domesticated elephants with your kids? But now whenever you go to the circus, the concession people sell you circus-sized weiners. Hamsexuals always like to boast how long their weiners are, even uncut ones that seem to go on forever. I asked them what was in the weiners, although I really didn't have to, it's obvious what they are. I would just stick with Hebrew National, personally, no chance of pork consumption there! And Hebrew National's weiners are reasonable in size -- no chance of gluttony either, as long as you eat just one.
Are people born hamsexual?
by SixofNine 71 Replies latest jw friends
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avishai
Don't like ham, but i loooovvveee "Makin' bacon!"
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Quandry
Have you ever tasted potatoes cut up and fried in bacon grease? How about corn fried in it? Just about any vegetable cooked with a chunk of ham or bacon fat is delectable.......field peas with a big piece of ham and cornbread....I don't know if I was born that way or by southern forcefed introdrination.
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avishai
nope, not forced. I'm from the north, and i'm comin' to your house for dinner, Yum!
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cognizant dissident
I confess, I am in therapy now, being treated for "ham-phobia". My husband loves his pork products, especially his sausage, and I try to eat it, just to satisfy him, but every time I put a ham sausage in my mouth, I feel so dirty and ashamed. I think it's the way I was raised to think that pork products were "unclean". My therapist is trying to desensitize me by having me put tiny little bits of meat in my mouth at a time, working up to bigger and bigger mouthfuls. One day, I hope to be able to put a whole sausage in my mouth and swallow, but I still feel really guilty. This is such an embarrasing problem!
Cog
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cognizant dissident
Joke:
So, a pig and a chicken were walking down the road and they got hungry. They stop at a diner for something to eat, and the menu in the window only has one thing on it: Ham and Eggs! They stare it for a while and the chicken says, "I'm starving, let's just go in". The pig says, "Sure, from you they only want a donation, but for me it's a total commitment!"
Cog
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RAYZORBLADE
Nothing original here, but I do believe 'Hamsexuals' have a porcine belief in the 'LARD'.
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Crumpet
I love a bit of pork - no surprises there then. However the "crackling" is the best part for me - take the euphemism how you like.
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SixofNine
"However the "crackling" is the best part for me - take the euphemism how you like."
Hah! I snacked on the porcine flesh on my way home last evening; in honor of this thread and...well....because I've been eating like a pig lately.
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sacolton
I'm just a Sweet Hamvestite ...
From Hamsexual ... Hamsylvania! Ah Ha!