Things to wear at mtg that will raise eyebrows but won't get you into 2...

by cognac 50 Replies latest jw friends

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  DJK

  Two apostates in 1 kh.... Imagine the ruckus we could cause, lol!!!

  I'm only 30 minutes away. Do you know how tempting that is?
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  WTWizard

  I would suggest a Nintendo DS and a Pokemon game. Play the game while the boasting session is going, and then, when Brother Hounder makes a stink about it, tell him that he just made you lose a battle and is going to pay in real dollars what you lost in Pokedollars.
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  cognac

  I'm only 30 minutes away. Do you know how tempting that is?

  What the heck??? Come on over, let's go over Dinah's comments for the WT and we will be ready... Oh, my goodness, that would be so much fun!!!

  My latest pastime is to locate the "untouchables" (and yes, their dress is a dead giveaway) and chat them up. It's funny because where the Witness would normally interject (trying to convert me so to speak), they can't bear to associate with the person I'm talking to.

  So far, I'm sticking to safe subjects, like "How are you enjoying yourself so far?" and so on. But I usually pay some complement on their independence and intelligence.

  Yeah, that's what I'm doing too... But, I noticed in my hall that there are a lot of people that constantly feel guilty and carry an extremely heavy burden on there shoulders - a lot through 1 particular a**-hole elder. I'm really targeting them a lot. At least to be able to try and relieve some of that burden through scriptures...
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  cognac

  Crap, I meant Blondie's WT comments... What a dope...
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  cognac

  oh, and V's...
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  kurtbethel

  A codpiece always gets them going.
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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Apparently, in my old hall, a very well endowed sister can get a tattoo deep in her cleavage, and then where a wonder bra so that it's no longer deep but popping right up near her chin. She can even git on stage dressed this way.

  Well, it's OK if that sister is the wife and the daughter of elders
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  cognac

  Yeah, that's what I'm doing too... But, I noticed in my hall that there are a lot of people that constantly feel guilty and carry an extremely heavy burden on there shoulders - a lot through 1 particular a**-hole elder. I'm really targeting them a lot. At least to be able to try and relieve some of that burden through scriptures... Speaking of which, I'm about to go meet a sister for lunch. Both of her children (my friends) are faders. She's on anti-depression meds... I've been talking to her here and there. I think I'm going to really try to get through to her a lot more when we go out. I can't bear watching her like this anymore. Please send good vibes this way for her, ok??? Thanks, Cognac
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  GentlyFeral

  Gosh, I haven't been to a KingDumbHell in 13 years almost, so I may be out of touch. But how about:

  • Hippie or funky jewelry: over-the-top bent-wire silver rings, for instance. Peacock-feather earrings. Dichroic glass jewelry.
  • Tie dye, especially (you sisters) a bright t-shirt with an elegant, tasteful skirt suit; or, for you brothers, a tie-dyed necktie.
  • A very small and tasteful peace-sign tie tack, pendant or earrings.
  • For you African-American brothers and sisters, any garment in a traditional African textile.
  • Talk about your hobbies after the meeting. Extensively. Exclusively.
  • Invite the "weak ones" – the ones Sisters JGnat and Cognac home in on – out for breakfast or lunch during prime service time.

  gently feral
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  GentlyFeral

  Oh, and Casper suggests –

  How about a big beautiful hat

  Yeah! Church hats!!!

  No, seriously, some of these I (a relatively timid melanin-challenged not-Baptist lady) would wear: check out the Black and Snake Straw Fedora, for instance.

  gentlyferal