"....you people make my ass twitch..." (page 6)

wings

"Here's a stick to beat the pretty lady!"

Quiet Man

Mary

"I would rather die a thousand deaths than to see my mothers' dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!"

wings

"I would rather die a thousand deaths than to see my mothers' dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!"

Ever After

Mary

Very good Wings! OK, here's another:

"...Why you farging, sneeky bastage......I'm a-gonna cut off yer arms.....I'm a gonna shove em up your ice-hole!"

wings

"IT'S TEMPORARY!!!"

sacolton

Try this one:

How may I help you?

You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile
off your rosy fucking cheeks.
Then give me a fucking automobile.
A fucking Datsun,
a fucking Toyota,
a fucking Buick.
Four fucking wheels and a seat.

I don't care for the way you're speaking.

I don't care for the way
your company left me in fucking nowhere
with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.
I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway
and across a fucking runway
to get back here to have you smile
at my fucking face.
I want a fucking car
right fucking now.

May I see your rental agreement?

I threw it away.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy, what?

You're fucked.

Tuesday

"...Why you farging, sneeky bastage......I'm a-gonna cut off yer arms.....I'm a gonna shove em up your ice-hole!"

Johnny Dangerously. Fantastic movie!

Nowman

"you should know not to interupt a black man in a chinese buffet line"

"oh, this american has big appetitie"

"who died Lee?" -"you"-"detective Yu?"-"no! Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

"you should never throw a Chinese man CD out"

All from same movie? Any fans out there?

Nikki

wings

I'm close on that one Mary....need a bit.

How about....."he's not dead, he's just mostly dead"

sacolton

Rush Hour!

"....you people make my ass twitch..."

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