I have a Nicolai Tesla story. Really.
There is an ex-JW who is also an ex-Girlfriend that I ran into a couple of years ago. She had wandered out very far into the swamp with all kinds of the new-age stuff. She gave me some of their magazines - I was not too surprised to learn that they hold Tesla in very high regard.
So, putting up with it all (she was kind of fun to ride around with when not in a trance), one day we went to half-price books & magazines here in Dallas. I went straight to the science section, she went to metaphysical & religion...believe it or not - she finds this big thick hardbound book on Nivolai Tesla. She runs back to science, finds me, and shows it to me. She wants it badly. She thinks the young Tesla very cute, is having feelings.
One glance shows it to be totally technical - a description of all his real-world inventions and patents, the actual patent drawings, technical details, etc. No metaphysics here at all. I explain this to her - she wants it anyway. I buy it for her.
On Thanksgiving evening, she asks me over to her house as we are both alone in town. She admits, sitting before the fire, that I was right, and she could not understand a single word of the book. I told her that in reality, I could not understand a single word of her new-age philosophy stuff (well, except I think I sort of got the point of the Tantra bits..;). She wanted me to have the book back.
It is still on my library in my science section - and I cannot look at it without thinking of my hippie ex-witness chick.