Special Assembly day – Warning: Gag Alert!!

by tooktheredpill 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • tooktheredpill
    tooktheredpill

    Hello guys!!
    I had the “privilege”™ of going to the “Special Assembly day” last Saturday. We had a Bethel Member giving the main speech. His name is Harold Jackson.

    Anyway, in his speech he started mentioning things that “Satan uses to try to trap us”: neighbors, family members “not in the Truth”™, etc… (You know the drill…)

    But he mentioned very clearly the following details: (I’m translating from Spanish, so I don’t know if I’m using the correct terms):

    1) “We Must Not think by ourselves”!!!
    2) “Superior Education ™ exposes students to anti-biblical ideas” / Col 2:8
    3) “Warning: entertainment promotes “filthy practices”
    4) Use of cell phones for “texting” during the meetings is forbidden! (I will play solitaire then!)
    5) God’s laws = Organization
    6) Romans 12:12 means that being “malleable” by Jehovah is “to be useful” to the Organization!!

    For those of you that are anxiously waiting for this “Special Assembly Day”, please accept my condolences in advance!!!!!

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    Who is Harold Jackson? Does anyone know him?

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Hes a bethel heavy, not sure if he is one of the new GB's.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    Geofrey Jackson is the GB member, I doubt it that Harry is in the GB. Maybe someone that knows him can tell us about him.

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    Man, I hate it when someone lets out all the exciting 'new light' out before it was intended for our area. If God wanted US to know, our assembly day would be sooner! You know, you really must not presume on Jehovahs timing!

  • chrisjoel
    chrisjoel
    ) Use of cell phones for “texting” during the meetings is forbidden

    Isnt it just terrible ...technology has interuppted the speaker and the JW hasnt even opened his mouth.

    Not making a peep. Just texting. I love it the speaker is spewing crap and ppl are texting cause texting is more intresting. admitedly its prolly teenagers who text more but I m guilty ..i was texting my JW son during a speial day assembly ...and was cracking him up with jokes...I love it technology comes in handy sometimes.THey cant control everything.

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Harold Jackson is one of the famous "Nethinim" as far as I know. He works with the Service Committee. When I went to Gilead he hosted the Gilead introduction night. I believe he used to be a missionary, so he is definitely a heavy.

    I went to the SAD on March 29, and I was so sickened by the program, that it shook me to my senses, and I realized the program for the propaganda that it is. That very night I decided to look for ex-JWs online, and eventually came here. The rest is history.

    So as long as the programs are so dull and repetitive, maybe more people will begin to realize that they are stuck in the matrix.

    A@G

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    They have been saying the same things for years. Just different words same old same old.

    1) “We Must Not think by ourselves”!!! Just be robots and yesbots and salute to the GB. Yes siree Gummee Bears. they are so good.
    2) “Superior Education ™ exposes students to anti-biblical ideas” / Col 2:8 So how come Bethel has doctors and lawyers ? Probably false documents are needed immediately How much is that lawsuit for, You heard me 10 million dollars, oh dear is there a doctor in the house??
    3) “Warning: entertainment promotes “filthy practices” Also alerts world to cult practices, and pedophilia is not even mentioned. Who said sexual pervision and pedophilia doesn't exist in our spritual paradise? doesn't go on in Bethels and congregations all around the world either Did you see that pornography movie last night when brother greenlees had a bunch of young bethelites over.?? 4) Use of cell phones for “texting” during the meetings is forbidden! (I will play solitaire then!)Oh hello Brother Jackass call when you get this message call me. Hey Brother Barr there are 10,000 listening to your talk right this minute, 5) God’s laws = Organization Where or where is Jesus in this scheme of things?
    6) Romans 12:12 means that being “malleable” by Jehovah is “to be useful” to the Organization!! Yes it says in verse 12 Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.My my look at all those happy witnesses preaching now less than 10 hours a month, so what if your sick and in pain get off you ass and work work work or was that advertise advertise advertise. Don't forget to pray a little prayer to be more of a joyful servant of God, not committ or think of bad things, or have fun go fishing having a hot tub or swimming pool installed in your yard, be wise my son and keep yourself obedient to the GB., Bible what is a Bible ? Lets see Watchtower Awake, books and books okay who took my Bible.

    Oh the misery of it all.

    brought to by Orangefatcat

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M
    Use of cell phones for “texting” during the meetings is forbidden!

    Texting during a meeting is rude. but Forbidden!? the r&f are being treated like children.

  • blondie
    blondie
    *** km 4/07 p. 4 par. 3 Follow the Christ by Manifesting Dignity ***While the program is in session, it is not the time for needless talking, text messaging, eating, or roaming the corridors. Youths should be seated with their parents so that parents can help them to benefit from the program.

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