Sit up straight! Feet flat on the floor! Smile and nod!
Special Assembly day Warning: Gag Alert!!
by tooktheredpill 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Lady Zombie
1) “We Must Not think by ourselves”!!! Oh heavens no! We can't have people doing that! They might actually figure out this is bullcrap!
2) “Superior Education ™ exposes students to anti-biblical ideas” / Col 2:8 Oh, absolutely! Like science and reason and humanisim and activism. Very demonic indeed! Hissssss! Just remember that when you need a lawyer or a doctor.3) “Warning: entertainment promotes “filthy practices” Like laughter and enjoyment. No no! People are happier when they're miserable and depressed.
4) Use of cell phones for “texting” during the meetings is forbidden! (I will play solitaire then!) HOW DARE YOU NOT SLAVISHLY AND MINDLESSLY ABSORB WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU WITH. EYES FRONT! RAMROD STRAIGHT! NOD!
5) God’s laws = Organization Ah yes. True true. And, we're prepping you cattle for the next "new light" in which we'll "reveal" that The Organization is actually the form Jesus has taken for his return. Yes, that's right. WE are the second coming.
6) Romans 12:12 means that being “malleable” by Jehovah is “to be useful” to the Organization!! As the second part of the coming "new light" we're prepping you for, you shall and will become actual and literal slaves for the organization. Only this time, Moses won't lead you out of Egypt, there will be no parting of the sea, YOU'RE SCREWED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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outofthebox
The GB is just little people afraid of free words like: Think, Education and Entertainment. They love control words like: Organization, Obey and Pay attention. I have learned more about the Bible in the last year than during my 30+ years in the JW Organization and I missed almost no meeting or Assembly. What is the JW Organization? Control. I am so sorry some of us have to go to those S.A.D. meetings.
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WTWizard
At least now I know what they are looking at--no fun, no education, no thinking. And I didn't even have to set foot in the A$$embly Hell or be with that family the whole time, either.
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BluesBrother
It must be at least 3 or 4 years ago when we went to a C/Assembly and heard the C.O speak of the "dangerous new trend" among the young..ie, texting and sending pics to each other during the session. It seems that the warning was not heeded, or perhaps like the Internet, it gives people ideas....
Blues of the "I dont know how to text and in my day cameras used film" class
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Finally-Free
They forgot to mention that there is an appropriate time for applauding. The rest of the time you should bob your head like a pigeon to show your agreement with everything being said from the platform.
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chickpea
who roams the corridors to see if dubs are roaming the corridors?
the wankers.....
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WTWizard
Good thing I no longer attend those wastefests. I post on this forum all I feel like, during the program. Bonuses: No wasted time, no having to fix my own lunch and take it with me, no crowds, no having to wear a suit and embarrassment badge, no fighting for a seat, no bias in the comments, no seating arrangments, no risking going home with a family that makes me feel drained and claustrophobic, and no having to worry about signs telling me to keep moving and be quiet.
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MissingLink
I would LOVE an audio recording of one of those guys saying the reason education is not allowed is because of "exposure to non-bible ideas". Apologists are always claiming the reason is "bad association leading to all college students in drunken orgies".
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tooktheredpill
I would LOVE an audio recording of one of those guys saying the reason education is not allowed is because of "exposure to non-bible ideas". Apologists are always claiming the reason is "bad association leading to all college students in drunken orgies".
MissingLink: That was the excuse years ago. "College was too dangerous". But we have ONLINE CLASSES now! So, they modified the excuse now: College Education promotes "anti-biblical ideas"...
Just imagine how many wasted brains we have inside the Organization...
TTRP