Are Witnesses Sexually Normal?

by minimus 73 Replies latest jw friends

  • White Dove
    White Dove
    I feel better already! Thanks everybody!
  • JK666
    JK666

    Does my buddy Oompa need a cold shower?

    JK

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Does my buddy Oompa need a cold shower?

    JK

    He needs two cold showers per day and some perspective.

  • oompa
    oompa

    uhhhhh...sorry guys....but cold showers are like not even on the scope.....underated is not there either........no hump there in a cold shower....geeze....oomps

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Oomps, ever try flirting with your wife? I mean like you just met her at a party and the sparks were flying?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Even a pure, wholesome witness lady will love being flirted with in the right way. She won't be able to resist.

    Oh, and I cannot stress this enough. Learn how to kiss if you don't know already.

  • oompa
    oompa
    JK: Does my buddy Oompa need a cold shower?

    UHHHHH not really jk....but these damn crazy Canadians......yes......and you know who you are dammit!..............will not even give you the chance to take off your clothes before you get in the damn shower!!!!!!!!.....what are they eatin up there????....geeze....oomps

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    my ex was a born in. Way weird hangups. Way weird preferences. She would probably make a therapist alot of money

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    They definitely are not healthy by any standards. If there is any repression of normal sex drive among people that are serious about each other, or any inhibitions, that is not healthy. (Casual sex, on the other hand, might not be so prudent).

    There is no way they can possibly be normal or healthy. They are told that various sex acts are forbidden. Only in marriage is sex permissible at all, and they waste so much time drilling unhealthy repression and inhibition in teens' heads that they usually don't get past it altogether. And even there only the standard position is permitted. Which is not natural--I see no problem with any sexual act, as long as it does not involve physically abusing or harming the other party. (And that means acts that are usually meted out as torture, like beatings and the like--not oral and/or anal sex.)

  • oompa
    oompa
    FlyingHigh: Oh, and I cannot stress this enough. Learn how to kiss if you don't know already.

    Hell girl....I have already signed up for classes!!!!.....for some I could be a teacher....for others a student! WTF is there not a location for: JWD Sexual Repression Studies 101?????????

    Making out like a teenager is soooooo fukn hot!!

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