Apostate overseers visit

sleepy

Hello I've been sent from botchtower headquaters to see how the flock of Apostate are digressing spiritualy.
As we all know it is important to be inactive in the service and meetings and I see that many of you are doing well.
It can be hard though , sometimes when we come home from work tiered it is all too easy to get washed and changed and to rush of to a meeting without stoping to eat.
But without trust in the holyspirit you can become stong and my be able to get into the habit of watching TV or maybe even going to the pub.
Even if you can do a little TV watching a day instead of reading the Watchtower and awake it will help.
In order to combat the desires of the spirit we must replace them with more apostate things.I notice that some of you have not been active on the internet recently.
This is not good for your progress.
On my next visit I would like to see more non attendance at meetings less studying and more engagment in materialistic pursuits.
Oh and some of you have been reporting your hours, please consider the relevent material as whether this is unscriptual or not.
With warm love and apostate greetings ,
Sleepy

Marilyn

I always feel so riddled with guilt after this kind of pep talk. What I really hate is when I put in a big effort to watch lots of tv and spend huge amounts of time on the internet, yet I see others, who should know better, lagging behind and not doing what they know to be right.

Now Apostate overseer, what expensive delicacy would you like for your lunch? (there's not an aluminium pot in the house!).

Marilyn

sleepy

Thank you Marilyn for your complianing spirit it is always good to blame others.

I think though you raise a very important issue,
Now that I am apostate overseer I will need to fix lunch appointments,
Please put your name on the list with which food you will offer me .
I will chose the best offers.

Xena

ooOOOOO call on me...I have been bad...I went and saw Harry Potter!!! I smoked herbal stuff last night...uuummm and had irresponsible wild sex...

If you come to my house to eat you get much much more than food

(I know I am a suck up and brown noser...what can I say????)

openminded

I love the AO visit

Could I work with you? Perhaps on a sheparding call?

Maybe you would like to join my fam for dinner we are having filet with an aged Merlot.

openminded

Xena-you can come over too!

FideiDefensor

I'm surprised you didn't notice the apparent bible reading without the 'aids' that some have been doing here. A sure sign of Sola Scriptura if I've ever seen it. Once afflicted with this desease it's hard to recover. Once this epidemic takes hold the R&F will slow down their attendence to the Hall and maybe even terminate their association by apostacy. One can only hope anyways.

JeffT

Dear CO

I would like to complain about the like of respect I'm getting from some of the other Apostates. I've been not going to meetings at all, and not going out in field service, for thirteen years. When I see Watchtowers and Awakes left at bus stops I throw them away. I've done my time picketing conventions, too.

And I'm tired of hearing about this internet thing. You young punks don't know what it was like in the old days. When I became an Apostate we had to drive ten miles to go to a support group. In the snow. Uphill both ways!

I watch lots of TV every night, I go to R rated movies. My wife is reading Harry Potter. We have a smurf in the house. I vote every election, I stood for the national anthem at a ball game. We drink wine too (oh wait that isn't apostate is it).

Now slap these people into shape.

sleepy

JeffT
Athough your service as an apostate over the years is appreciated we must always remember to slow down with the organisation.
We must realise that the light is getting dimmer as Armaggedon moves further off into the distance.

I have heared that some are uneasy with this new internet thing but not getting fully involved will only alow us to fall back into the Watchtower organisation.
Any unrepentent abstainers will be questioned by a body of 3 apostate juniors and may be reinstated into the watchtower society.

RunningMan

I have a confession to make, brother AO. I have been reading the
Bible by myself. I know that this is something that should only be
done with one's marraige mate, but I just can't resist. Sometimes, late
at night, I get the urge to read just one scripture, so I put on a flashlight,
reach under the covers, and pull out my NWT. But then I just can't stop
until I am satisfied.

Help me brother. I am a sinner. What can I do to stop?

Apostate overseers visit

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