Apostate overseers visit

by sleepy 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Marilyn
    Marilyn

    Hey Jeff, I'm bad at Maths, but you're worse. I stopped meetings weeks after the second child was born. He is 22 yrs old today. I was disfed 2 yrs later for apostasy. Coz I didn't believe in God not coz I found another troof (as you put it so well). So yeah I enjoyed 75' and was around till December 79!!!! Loved your post about your child. I love a bit of bragging about our kids. Actually it was having kids that made us realise it's time we stopped all the nonesense before we messed em' up even worse than usual. My older daughter just qualified for as a doctor. Graduates on the 6th of Decemeber. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Marilyn

  • Xena
    Xena

    Wow bright new apostate light...I can see I have much to learn in the ways of the untruth...I was feeling so smug in my unselfrighteousness. Open I would love to come over for dinner (Tuesday or Thursday nite?) and learn more from you and the ungodly AO!

  • tdogg
    tdogg

    Thanks sleepy, this post brought a smile and chuckle on an otherwise rotten night.Got anymore of that strange herbally stuff Xena?

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    Hi I've just come back from my local juniors meeting and notice that the congregation of apostates are having lots of problems.
    This is very good for your progress.
    I was shocked by the news that some ladies are not wearing short skirts.
    This shows total disrespect for others, if a lady walks into a room of men wearing a long skirt or even a flowery dress imagine the embarassment it will cause to the men.
    It may seem like a good thing to buy second hand CDs in the hope of getting a demonised one, but isnt this just sowing your seed on the rocky ground?
    You should first seek out a demonised druggy and then steal the CD from him in order to be sure.This may require several return visits and for you to use the reasoning inspite of the scriptures book to convince him his way of living is right .
    When you have his confidence as a friend it will be easier to take the CD from him.
    Remmember to mention the unvoluntery donation arragment.
    These CDs cost money to play.
    Is going to collage allways good thing?
    Remmber you could be tempted afterward to get a good job that will allow you to work part time and pioneer .
    Make sure you qualify for a job that requires long hours .
    I leave you untill next time with this advice,
    DO more ,more ,more.

  • Pathofthorns
    Pathofthorns

    I'm just rolling on the floor laughing at this thread. You guys are priceless.

    Path

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Sometimes late at night, I find myself tempted to read the bible, or pray, or even just think pure thoughts, so what I do is force myself to bring an image of Britney Spears into my head, and then wank till I fall asleep. Works every time

    --
    Those who can induce you to believe absurdities can induce you to commit attrocities - Voltaire

  • Marilyn
    Marilyn

    alliwannadoislive, I too am now thoroughly confused. Sleepy needs to make regular visits and pay special attention to those not giving trouble. I think he could improve the bad spirit considerably, just by a thoughtful shun or an unkind word in the wrong ear.

    Personally I think he is destined for greatness. PO for sure and perhaps even Bethel dis-service! I personally am not looking forward to more of his discouragments!!

    Marilyn

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    There's the Brother in X congregation. He has short hair and wear a suit to meetings WITH A TIE... and has no earings.

    He was recently bought before the juniors for dating a sister and not having sex (vaginal, oral and anal) with her on the first date. She was stumbled, as were the congregation.

    Of course, as she wore underwear she was partially to blame; we can become weak if we allow ourselves to imitate the pure things of the world, as she did.

    People living in glass paradigms shouldn't throw stones...

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    Another point of concern I have noted is the increase of encouragement from some even within the apostate congregation to do spiritual things.
    Sometimes it can be sutle.
    Although someone may seam spiritualy weak they may be harbouring a spiritual outlook.
    They might ask you over for a social gathering.
    This could seam ok, but there is a danger.
    There could be only a small amount of people present preventing the gathering from disintergrating into a frensied orgy.
    Sometimes it has been reported that kingdom songs are song by those present.Would joining in bring dishonour to our name?
    Also in some lands achohol has not been served.
    This has resulted in many people being so sober that they have discussed spiritual points with a friend even with total strangers.
    Some have found that the next day they are so clearheaded that they feel the desire to engage in such practises as the ministry!
    Never would we want that to happen to us.
    It has been mentioned that it may be a good idea to shun those doing such things.
    This is a completely nonbiblical idea.
    So it is recomended to all.

  • conflicted
    conflicted

    My apostacy is coming along nicely. I have not been to a meeting in 11 years, I spend most of my free time on the internet or watching TV. I have a lot of hobbies that take more time from studying. I go out of my way to not talk to people about the bad news of God's kingdom. I even partake of too much alcahol on occasion and wake up foggy and unclear.

    I even attend parties, I mean gatherings, that have no basis in scriptural conduct. I plan to celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas with gusto. And I don't own a tie or any clothes more than a year out of style. I encourage my wife to dress immodestly and to act unchaste in public.

    All I want to know is... What more can't I do to halt the preaching work?

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