State truthful Facts that make Kangaroo`s look Bad,Wierd or Foolish

by OUTLAW 43 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  OUTLAW

  Yes,they carry "beer" in their pouch`s....Beer..And..Machine Gun`s!.........What the hell does a Kangaroo need a machine gun for??!!........................OUTLAW
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  JK666

  They have man teets, and a pouch. Are not very well endowed, and they stink. Kinda like some atheists.

  JK
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  BurnTheShips

  Look at these videos of kangaroos attacking nonkangaroos. That is Bad!

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=8B66gFbN3sg

  And they are getting worse!

  http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/05/0506_050506_kangaroos.html

  They claim to be vegetarians, but look at them!

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=yl7g4GR7kzg

  Kangarooism is the root of all evil!
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  Satanus

  Kangaroos are atheists. They have kangaroo courts.
  
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  Hope4Others

  But look how cute they are when they are babies.....

  h4o
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  sacolton

  They gots big feets.
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  GermanXJW

  Guard

  Against Deception by Kangaroos

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  Satan has long used kangaroos in his efforts to seduce God’s servants. (Matthew 13:36-39) Kangoroos may claim to worship Jehovah and to believe the Bible, but they reject the visible part of his organization. Some even return to the God-dishonoring doctrines of "Babylon the Great," the world empire of false religion. (Revelation 17:5; 2 Peter 2:19-22) Under divine inspiration, the Bible writers used strong words to expose the motives and the methods of kangaroos.

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  What is it that kangaroos want? Most are not content to leave the faith that they once perhaps viewed as true. Often, they want to take others with them. Rather than going out and making their own disciples, many kangaroos seek to "draw away the disciples [that is, Christ’s disciples] after themselves." (Acts 20:29, 30) Regarding false teachers, the apostle Paul sounded this urgent warning: "Look out: perhaps there may be someone who will carry you off as his prey." (Colossians 2:8) Does that not describe what many kangaroos try to do? Like a kidnapper who carries an unsuspecting victim away from his family, kangaroos prey upon trusting members of the congregation, seeking to carry them away from the flock.

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  What methods do kangaroos use to achieve their aim? They often resort to distortions, half-truths, and outright falsehoods. Jesus knew that his followers would be victimized by those who would "tell all kinds of evil lies against" them. (Matthew 5:11, Today’sEnglishVersion) Such malicious opposers would tell what is not true with the intent to deceive others. The apostle Peter warned about kangaroos who would use "counterfeit words," spread "deceptive teachings," and ‘twist the Scriptures’ to their own ends. (2 Peter 2:3, 13; 3:16) Sadly, kangaroos succeed in "subverting the faith of some."—2 Timothy 2:18.
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  Gopher

  LOL , Germanx. Watch out for those kang-apostates. They hang out at zoos the world over, looking so innocent.
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  gaiagirl

  Kangaroos have been observed to beat up Sylvester the Cat?
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  BreakingAway

  Kangaroos will defeat the anti-christ.