If your spouse is going to be resurected why remarry?

by paybacktime19 35 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Rats. If only we lived closer and I was better looking.

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff
    Rats. If only we lived closer and I was better looking.

    LOL,sucks to be you I suppose.

  • LtCmd.Lore
    LtCmd.Lore
    Because the resurrected person that thinks it is the person who lived before is only a copy of the original!

    Yeah, God could just 'resurrect' you twice, then both your mates could have one.

  • donny
    donny
    they'll only be a copy of the original

    Maybe they can sign up with the rebellion and fight in the Clone wars.

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    There was this woman that had seven husbands, which one will be her husband in the resurrection???

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Clearly Jehovah will just (again) reverse his decision on polygamy.

    Interesting QFR posted by Blondie, where the WTS asserts that, "In reply Jesus referred to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, men who hoped for life again on earth." But what kind of life? If we take this assertion as true, the most likely Jewish belief that applies is that these luminaries would be reincarnated, having no knowledge of their past lives - not the cloning "resurrection" of WTS teaching.

    I just love how revisionist the WTS can be.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    If your spouse is going to be resurected why remarry?

    To ensure you won't get stuck with the old spouse in the new systemâ„¢.

    W

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    OMG, this whole thread just makes me see even clearer how manipulative and twisted by ex jw husband was. He made me promise not to remarry if he died before I did, so he wouldn't have to see me with another husband while he would be forced to remain single in the new system. He became very upset when I told him I thought that was stupid.

  • paybacktime19
    paybacktime19

    that is a good one FF

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    If they say no, then YES I will! LOL

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit