final words... your epitaph

by chickpea 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If you feel the urge to tinkle

    I must ask you not to sprinkle

    on my grave.

  • JK666
    JK666

    I really don't care. After all, I am dead at that point.

    JK

  • dinah
    dinah

    Aww, JK. I thought you'd lay down some Zappa-isms for us.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Ok, this would be a good one.

    "You know that voice in your dreams? Yeah, that's me, and I'm going to haunt you silly bastards for the rest of your days."

  • Casper
    Casper

    "Stress Free" & Loving It

    Cas

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    "I shouldn't have eaten that green thing."

  • JK666
    JK666

    dinah,

    What I said is the ultimate Zappaism. He is buried without a headstone, and did not care if he was even remembered.

    It just doesn't matter.

    JK

  • dinah
    dinah

    Well, I want all of you to cry inconsolably.

  • inkling
    inkling

    "We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones.

    Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here"

    -R Dawkins

  • trevor
    trevor

    That's the way it is.

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