If you feel the urge to tinkle
I must ask you not to sprinkle
on my grave.
by chickpea 38 Replies latest jw friends
If you feel the urge to tinkle
I must ask you not to sprinkle
on my grave.
I really don't care. After all, I am dead at that point.
JK
Aww, JK. I thought you'd lay down some Zappa-isms for us.
Ok, this would be a good one.
"You know that voice in your dreams? Yeah, that's me, and I'm going to haunt you silly bastards for the rest of your days."
"Stress Free" & Loving It
Cas
"I shouldn't have eaten that green thing."
dinah,
What I said is the ultimate Zappaism. He is buried without a headstone, and did not care if he was even remembered.
It just doesn't matter.
JK
Well, I want all of you to cry inconsolably.
"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones.
Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here"
-R Dawkins
That's the way it is.