Who do you think the King of The North is?

by Number1Anarchist 36 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • StoneWall
    StoneWall

    King of the North is Canada....King of the south will become Mexico
    After much insults cast at both of them from the King of the middle (U.S.A.) the two Kings will meet in the land of the middle and start to play tug of war with the inhabitants within.

    After a period of many months both the Kings will realize that the inhabitants of the Texas region of the middle not only like to play tug of war but also to hop and skip,play fetch, hop scotch, play and watch King of the hill.

    Immediately after coming to this realization of the Texans and determining that this is indeed G.W. Bush country,both kings start to appologize to each other and say you take it over. Shortly thereafter they begin offering each other much gold and treasures beyond compare and throwing large parties in each others honor thinking what a close call that was for each of them, knowing full well that whoever would have taken over Texas ran the risk of their country topling by getting some of Bush's lineage in their national boundaries.

    And they lived happily ever after.

    StoneWall

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    If you want a serious answer to that...start by making a list of the attributes of King of the North.....then you can figure it out.

  • avishai
    avishai

    Duuu, it's RJD!!! Listen to the lyrics, man!!! It's a conspiracy!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNf5WoM8XAg

  • Number1Anarchist
    Number1Anarchist

    lol. some of your answers are crazy funny.

    avishai nice video i'm a huge Rainbow fan!

    Let me add to my question again.

    Do you think the Unites States government will be destroyed one day? Are we the Romans stretching oursleves out while all the hords of barbarians attack until they start to lose one territory after another.

    I don't look at myslef as a patriot but a citizen of the world so i feel like i'm standing outside and examining the entire picture unlike some who lean toward there own Countries.

    Let me know how you feel. thx

  • KingArthur
    KingArthur

    Maybe the corporation. Read Murray Dobbin the myth of the good corporation. The king of north was always to agressor so perhaphs the roles have reversed and now its the US,Canada, england

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Peter North is king.

  • Alwayshere
    Alwayshere
    The Kings of the North where in Daniels time only.

    I have always thought that also.

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    The King of the North Is................................a figment of The WTS imagination.....

    As a small boy I was thrilled to study "Your Will Be Done On On Earth" at a Tuesday bookstudy ....I was so impressed that God had revealed history in advance to Watctower Society..but I have grown up now

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    Why that would be Nanuk I believe. Oh wait, he's dead. That would leave Santa Claus I guess. W.Once

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    I believe that the chariots of the North are the antetypical Ice Road Truckers, and that Alex is their King.

    I should also mention that the antetypical Zagor is Smokey and the Bandit.

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