Would picking my nose alleviate boredom
It might alleviate your date's. Might not be in a good way, but it would catch some attention.
random smartassness
by [crazypanda] 44 Replies latest social family
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sweetstuff
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John Doe
My next date, I'll have to try that, just to see the reaction I get. I think would be hilarious. Go to a nice restaurant, sit down, look at the menu, and then when the waitor comes up, go to order, but then say "ooh wait, I've got a big one here, just a second" and go about fishing it out.
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BlackPearl
Ohhhh, geez, that's just wrong. I can't even picture it.
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sweetstuff
My next date, I'll have to try that, just to see the reaction I get. I think would be hilarious. Go to a nice restaurant, sit down, look at the menu, and then when the waitor comes up, go to order, but then say "ooh wait, I've got a big one here, just a second" and go about fishing it out.
You can't take blow up barbie to a restaurant JD.
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John Doe
You can't take blow up barbie to a restaurant JD.
You sound a bit prejudiced my dear. Barbies need love too!
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mustang
John Doe =
but what's a metaFOUR among friends
or is it metaFIVE
Mustang
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Tyrone van leyen
I suppose I can agree, to some degree, that Words can chain, or set a man free. But if that's the best you can harass, I'll drive that pearl up your ass.
Now John Doe, might to some, seem annoyed, What can one expect, from a blackened void.
And here I sit, quaking and shivering. But Sparkies ol daughter, just ain't delivering.
Now sweetstuff got ol John pretty good, but thats' only because his heads' made of wood.
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sweetstuff
You sound a bit prejudiced my dear. Barbies need love too!
It's good there is someone out there to give love to inanimate objects. You are a true humanitarian.
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John Doe
It's good there is someone out there to give love to inanimate objects. You
What a cold thing to say! You've hurt her feelings!
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sweetstuff
What a cold thing to say! You've hurt her feelings!
Aww as you deflate her, tell it, it will all be alright in the morning.