Demons can survive in plastic.

by easyreader1970 43 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Don't forget to let her know they can weasel their way through phone lines, the TV,and especially the computer.....on second thought, maybe you should not tell her of this well known JW fact.

    r.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    So, does she think that crushing the plastic cartridge would kill or disable the demon?

    Maybe the demon exited the cartridge and entered her shoe.

    W

  • PEC
    PEC

    I was terrified of demons when I was a child, now I am one.

    Philip

  • Robdar
    Robdar
    She takes the cartridge out on the front porch and crushes it under her shoe on the concrete. Then she tosses it and comes back inside.

    I would say you already have a demon in your house. Be careful and don't feed her after midnight.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Is it Polypropylene or SATAN? O_O

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    Those demons are so lame! They get stuck inside of plastic things and can't get out. She showed them by squishing them under her feet! How can a higher life form be so lame and stupid? If they wanted in your house, why not use the door?

  • Devilsnok
    Devilsnok

    "Are you saying that the Society is wrong and that demons can't get into your house?"

    "I'm saying that there are no demons in plastic."

    My son starts laughing.

    Have you checked that your sons not in his room with his head rotating 360 degrees, projectile vometting and doing rude things with crusifixes?

    lol

  • Pahpa
    Pahpa

    Many of us remember the "demon scare" that took place in the organization a number of years ago. Jehovah's Witnesses were throwing out or burning some rather expensive items that were "demonized." What triggered that episode was some articles that appeared in the literature that warned the members of the inherent dangers of "inviting" the demons into one's home. That's all it took. Many over-reacted and went crazy. One "sister" burned some rather valuable antiques to "cleanse" her house.

    Jehovah's Witnesses are vulnerable to Watchtower suggestions. But, then, that is the nature of a cult.

  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    Tell her the only way she can truly be safe is to strip naked and run thru the neighborhood proclaiming at the top of her voice..."Jehovah is good, Demuz are bad!" This would be a very good witness to the worldly population around you and it would show those nasty little creatures that she is serious.

    -BONEZZ

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    I heard lots of stories like this as a JW. A friend of mine once received a shark pendant from his non-JW grandmother. He had a few nightmares about sharks, so they determined that the shark pendant must have been possessed by a demon. After throwing it away, his nightmares ceased. After that he never accepted gifts from his grandmother unless they were shrinkwrapped. So demons CANNOT pass through a plastic shrinkwrap barrier. The mystery deepens....

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