Demons can survive in plastic.

by easyreader1970 43 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • LayingLow
    LayingLow

    I have a relative who will not purchase anything used, on Ebay, or otherwise. If it is pre-owned, it will not enter their house. Occasionally, a purge will take place where she will go through belongings and throw things out. The zeal behind these purges seem to be random, but never without the thought that they are rational.

  • Thechickennest
    Thechickennest
    When it came I told the kid to go ahead and toss that one before his mother found out and killed us all and burned the house down.

    You made my day! Your sense of humor kills me! Sounds like my mother-in-law!

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    With the week I've had, I'd gladly invite the demunz in for a good infestation.

    I'd empty hell of them and leave the Devil all alone wondering what happened.

    Oh OK, I'd invite her, too.

    Hey, Hecate and Hades!

    Wanna come over? Oh, and bring the kids!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Sounds like superstition and fear of evil spirits. JW's always criticize Native Americans and other cultures, saying they fear evil spirits of their ancestors. But what is what you are speaking of but superstitious fear of evil spirits?

  • Aculama
    Aculama

    Demons sew seeds of discord,seperation, hate, fear, confusion, greed, lust, ect. Sounds like most of the discussion found on this site concerning the J.W. organization. Being owned or "posessed" ( same thing ) by a demon simply means to be controlled by it ( or at least heavily influenced ). The most troubling thing I see on this site is that all the false teaching and plain old crap the J.W. pushes misrepresents God so totally that it turns people from Him completely.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    (to the song, ghostbusters...)

    Got a demon in your home, and you're all alone....

    Who ya gonna call? JW'S!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Queue For Toilet..Demons live in Plastic Toilet Seats!..Queue For ToiletLaughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    My mom loved to use the demon-scare in order to justify throwing out anything of mine that she didn't like. If it was a CD of music with a cuss word in it, it was liable to attract the demons, so she'd make a huge procession out of making me destroy it. She would also go on purges of random household items when she was suffering some kind of psychologically stressfull situation. Over time, this behavior diminished, but I saw my sister exhibit the same behavior as she married and had her own household. I've noticed that people will use the demon-scare on themselves to alleviate their own responsibility to actualize their own reality.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I am possessed by demons, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

    The most important question is, did the cartridge scream?

    "If demons can be contained in plastic, why doesn't the gb travel the world to hunt them down and seal them up in ziplock bags?"

    "do they come out clean, but then get infected just prior to a yard sale?"

    "What kind of crummy demon are you if the only job you can get is hanging out in a video game?"

    "Hey, Demon Bill, I'm gonna float over to the Victoria's Secret and watch the women changing clothes. You want to come?"

    "Wow, that sounds awesome Demon Bob, but I can't. I gotta hover around this book in Goodwill until somebody buys it."

    "First I thought I'd make some noises in the attic that sound vaguely like footsteps. Then I'm gonna wake them from a deep sleep by whispering!"

    ROFL You are my new heroes. (insert Outlaw's snickering dog here) Srsly, tears are coming out of my eyes.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I am possessed by demons, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

    The most important question is, did the cartridge scream?

    "If demons can be contained in plastic, why doesn't the gb travel the world to hunt them down and seal them up in ziplock bags?"

    "do they come out clean, but then get infected just prior to a yard sale?"

    "What kind of crummy demon are you if the only job you can get is hanging out in a video game?"

    "Hey, Demon Bill, I'm gonna float over to the Victoria's Secret and watch the women changing clothes. You want to come?"

    "Wow, that sounds awesome Demon Bob, but I can't. I gotta hover around this book in Goodwill until somebody buys it."

    "First I thought I'd make some noises in the attic that sound vaguely like footsteps. Then I'm gonna wake them from a deep sleep by whispering!"

    ROFL You are my new heroes. (insert Outlaw's snickering dog here) Srsly, tears are coming out of my eyes.

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