..The Meal in your Key Board..

by OUTLAW 35 Replies latest jw friends

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  mrsjones5

  My hubby has found dried up playdough in his keyboard...I don't know how it got there but I have an idea...
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  free2beme

  I have blown out my keyboard a few times. I often find dead skin and hair. I do not think I was eating those, but you never know.
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  mustang

  So, one day a customer brings a home 8-Track into the Stereo Shop. (This has been a while.) He says that he can't get the door to open and cannot insert a tape; I tag it and put it on the shelf.

  Later I get to the 8-Track; sure enough, as advertised, I can't get the door to flap back either. Oh well, I have to disassemble these things to work on them anyway...

  When the customer returns, I ask "do you have kids?"

  "Sure, I've got a 5 year old son," he replies. "Why?"

  "You couldn't get it open because it was packed solid with chocolate chip cookies!!!"

  Mustang
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  OUTLAW

  Restrangled..I`ve spilled all kinds of Liquor on mine..My keyboard is also a complete Bar!....A keyboard can have as much bacteria as a bathroom?....Yuck!..(Note to self:"Never pee on the key board".)........................Mrs.Jones..Play Dough?..LOL!!..I think I have a clue as to who did it!....Chocolate Chip Cookies don`t sound as good on CD.............................OUTLAW
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  Gregor

  I think I have a crumb in my "W". I ish I kne ho to fix it
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  OUTLAW

  Gregor..We have a store in Canada that sells nothing but "W`s"..They have every shape,size and colour of "W" available......You should try WallMart..They probably have a good selection of "W`s".........................OUTLAW