if all k-halls burned down in one night......????

by oompa 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    I'd say, break out the hot dogs and marshmellows!!

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    have an angry mob in their Sunday best on your doorstep???

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    jehoveer will not let that happen!

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    I am thinking you have been coming up with way too many evil little plots lately:) Maybe you need to get another hobby. Or you could push my DNC idea on all the active/unhappy JWs of your acquaintance.

  • halcyon
    halcyon

    seriously, if I was still "in", I would take that as pure evidence that Jehovah's spirit was NOT on the organization.

    JWs are a superstitious lot, aren't they?

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    I'll do it but I will need time and preparation

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    It would most likely make most jws commit themselves to a mental institution.

    or make them them walk over to the nearest church and asked to be saved

  • yknot
    yknot

    Okay well some one has to say it.....For the R&F.... mene mene tekel upharsin .....ARMAGEDDON !!!

    alt

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Guess I would say that too....if its God's org....what happened!



  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    They might all get on their knees and start begging for forgiveness saying " We're sorry .... We're sorry we didn't mean it "

    followed by spreading Watchtower and Awake magazines on the ground and urinating all over them..............yes I can see that

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