Thats great hehehe....the good news is you are INSULATED against all the BS you are required to spew and on top of it to get a G is a GIANT Sarah Palin WINK in the general direction of Jehoba. Little did the Dubbs and Dubbettes know that an evile apostobate lurked in their midst and was in fact "teaching their children". There is some gratification in knowing you were successfully implanted.
I understand you have to do what you have to do to keep the heat off of you. It would be interesting though to see how far you could push that envelope. You might have to sacrifice a G for it. lol