...If Jehovah`s Witness`s did Celebrate Christmas...

by OUTLAW 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Maybe the WBT$ would come out with they`re own Line of Toys for Christmas!!........."Oh look!!..It`s JW "Ken and Barbie Doll`s"!!....Ken and Barbie are dressed for the Field Service..Ken only drives a 4 door car..It`s great for going out in the Field Service!.....Once Ken and Barbie are done in Field Service..You can drive them back to the doll house Kingdom Hall!!"..BravoBravoBravo........................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    How about WBT$ "Action Figures"..With a mini Bethel..You could have "Action Figure" Ted Jaracz,chasing "Action Figure" Bill Bowen in front of mini Bethel!!.........Will Jaracz catch Bowen?..What will Jaracz do once he catch`s Bowen?....."Oh the Suspense!..The Mystery!..The Intrigue!..Only when you buy WBT$ Action figures!..Mini Bethel sold separately."....................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Cheap ass gifts...like a Korean AM radio!

  • calico
    calico

    It would be boring! Most likely there would be all kinds of stupid rules

  • JeffT
    JeffT
    JeffT, Bratz dolls should be banned.

    Concur. I hate the things.

    Actually they have been banned, not because they sexulize kids and teach girls that they're objects; but because there's a trade secrets fight between Matel and whoever came up with them.

    I just have this mental picture of a five page WT article stating the obvious about them. Although from the sales stats maybe it isn't obvious.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Ok Jeff sorry for my other comment. I hadn't seen this. Our first agreement! Hug!

    Have you noticed those Jarod Jewelry commercials?? It's like women are not only just objects for a man's sexual gratification, they only care about the bling. Women only want your money/jewelry, and the way to show what a great guy you are, is to buy stuff for her.

  • JeffT
    JeffT
    Ok Jeff sorry for my other comment. I hadn't seen this. Our first agreement! Hug!

    No problem. I have to wonder about the mentality of the people that buy those things for their kids. Or for that matter Britany Spears CD's. Or anything related to Hannah Montana. I guess P.T. Barnum was right.

    Have you noticed those Jarod Jewelry commercials?? It's like women are not only just objects for a man's sexual gratification, they only care about the bling. Women only want your money/jewelry, and the way to show what a great guy you are, is to buy stuff for her.

    Well it's been my experience that bling works. Or at least doesn't hurt. Some years ago Robert A. Heinlein said that money is an excellent aphrodiasiac. Flowers are a close second.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    All I know is that if I am looking at a man as a potential.................potential, I sure as heck am not looking at anything like diamonds. Flowers are cool, I can't deny I melt for flowers, but that is different, and has nothing to do with money. If a guy I was dating started throwing money and "things" at me, without thought or feelings behind it, I would have to move away. Thoughtfulness is one thing, materialism is another. We should be teaching our girls to be confident in themselves, choosing a guy for his personal virtues not.............................never mind, I'm dreaming.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    beksbks&JeffT..You 2 would make a perfect WBT$ Christmas Gift!!..2 Apostates fighting under a Christmas Tree!!..LOL!!..You 2 will have to stop getting along,if we`re going to make this work!...........................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Outlaw!! 'Tis the season and all that!

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