by OUTLAW 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Some years ago Robert A. Heinlein said that money is an excellent aphrodiasiac. Flowers are a close second.
Ok one more thing. A better aphrodisiac, is slowwwww kissing of the neck. Put that in your pipe and smoke it my friend!
Or was Robert talking about men??
I think there would be Christmas Rules.
And I do not mean "rules" as in the current venacular.
There would be strict guidelines on which xmas songs you could sing or listen to. The only permissible songs would be the religious ones.
If you were in a store shopping and a santa song came on, you would be mind controlled programmed to immediately run from the store so you would not be contaminated by hearing it. I would imagine that would cause store security to work overtime chasing JWs as possible shoplifters trying to make a quick getaway.
I assume that RAH was talking about what you have to do to get close enough to kiss her neck.
"Two apostates fighting under the tree" I write prose. We need a poet to work up the rest of the song around that.
On the first day of Christmas the elders gave to meeeeeeee, a mic with a dead battereeeeeeee. I better quit this rum... burp.
Given what they did with weddings, they would probably designate some one "the Master of gifting" or some stupid thing to make sure everybody came out even.
QFR: "Is Regifting appropriate for Christians?"
..On the first day of Christmas the elders gave to meeeeeeee, a mic with a dead battereeeeeeee. I better quit this rum... burp..
..LOL!!................................
...OUTLAW
JW Barbie and JW Ken would have to come with JW Chaperone in the box with them.
