I've Got To Tell This! (page 4)

ex-nj-jw

Yup the baby carraige is gone and now it's just a play pen I should tell my mother that, hehe

loosie

Anyway she told me I couldn't play with the boys anymore which confused me and pissed me off even more.

That's strange rule.

I never stopped playing with the boys. Just once a month I would rip their heads off if they pissed me off.

beksbks

Hehe I like that one.

I still have the baby carriage, but the wheels are off, does that make it a playpen??

ex-nj-jw

Of course as long as you don't ever have to carry another baby in there it's considered a playpen! Have fun

nj

ex-nj-jw

Well loosie my mother was the defination of strange rules. I got a million of 'em girl. I still shake my head at some of her crap

I was also told that if you sit next to a male in the car you'd get pregnant. Every time my brother called shot gun I'd say I can't sit in the back cause I'll get pregnant, ask mom. All my brother's were older than me so anywhere I sat it would be next to a boy except for the front,

Needless to say I got lots of beatings for my smart mouth

nj

snowbird

I don't have anything left of the baby carriage but its handles.

Sylvia

ex-nj-jw

LOL at snowbird!

nj

snowbird

I was also told that if you sit next to a male in the car you'd get pregnant.

LOL at the stuff we endured.

I was afraid to ask questions because my mother always told me I asked too many.

I believed babies were born orally until an older sister gleefully and graphically disabused my mind of that notion.

Sylvia

beksbks

I fiercely argued with a couple of school mates (they obviously had no idea) that all you had to do to have a baby was get married. Like saying "I do" was the equivalent of conception. They took me to one of the teachers who tried to explain the basics. I was eleven!!

snowbird

*chortling at Bek*

Another thing I thought was that a woman got pregnant each and every time she had sex.

For example, my mother had 13 kids, so I thought she only had sex 13 times!

*shaking my head*

Sylvia

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