New satiric magazine "THE WITCHTOWER" (page 3)

White Dove

John Doe,

What does "witch" mean to you? I should have asked that question before.

Awakened at Gilead

I vote for "The WatchedTower"...

I love the articles, in excellent Watchtower reasoning format!

Meeting Junkie No More

ABSOLUT WUNDERBAR!!! Looking forward to future issues!

John Doe

John Doe,
What does "witch" mean to you? I should have asked that question before.

Depends on the context. You have the wrinkledy, wart nosed witches you see on Halloween, then you have the Harry Potter type witches. Then there are Wiccans who seem to want attention. The most common thought when someone hears the word witch though, is the high pitched, shrieking "he he he, my pretties" green faced, wart nosed witch of Halloween.

White Dove

Wiccans want attention? Really?

You do watch too much TV. You got every one of these except for Wiccan off the tube.

John Doe

You do watch too much TV.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I haven't watched tv in several years. At last tally I have, however, read 30 books in the last year and a half.

jamiebowers

This stuff is very funny and needs to be more widely distrbuted. Ever though about putting it on YouTube?

White Dove

Better add "Wicca 101" to that thar collection, Varmit.

So, you haven't watched TV in several years, have ye? What year did "The Wizard of Oz" come out? My bet is that it was before you stopped watching TV.

How else would you know that we witches have green skin and warts?

White Dove

Oh no! A witch has hijacked the thread!

Okay, I'll be a good witch and stop hijacking

John Doe

How else would you know that we witches have green skin and warts?

Have you ever been in any store around Halloween?

Why would I study Wicca? I have just slightly less desire to study Wicca than I do the mold underneath the fingernails of cockroaches.

New satiric magazine "THE WITCHTOWER"

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