Casper Milquetoast's Cousin, Walter Mitty

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  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Reaching discreetly across Miss Fanfarre's estimably alluring person, the tightly wound but nonetheless cool flatfoot gingerly raised the perfectly square, kraft-paper-wrapped box to his left ear and gave it a shake. And another. No mistaking the wooden-like rattling of scores of loosely packed English walnuts. Pulling out a penlight clipped in the left inside pocket of his navy blue double-breasted suit jacket, Walter shone the thin stream of light onto the box top. He and Lola both read the name and address that gave the indomitable detective pause and the lady the vapors ...

    Rocky Graziano
    555 Lombard St.
    Bay City, USA

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    "What exactly did Rocky say to you over the phone, Miss Fanfarre?" queried Detective Friday.

    "He ... Rocky ... he said I had better play pat-a-cake with him and be his moll if I ever wanted to see my Ricky alive again. But I'm true blue. I could never cheat on my love. Do you think this dilemma I'm facing is comparable to that set out in Frank R. Stockton's The Lady or the Tiger?" Lola mused with thoughtful reflection upon times of literary moments past but with no little incongruity.

    "Yes," Walter assured her, without flinching.

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Wally remembered his wild ride to the Top of the Mark so many, many years ago. Like it was yesterday.

    The breathtaking vista awaiting him and his crazy-for-kicks friends punched them in their gut the moment they stared incredulously out the huge sheets of glass. Even scrappy kids - if properly attired - were permitted to take that unforgettable zip to the skyscraper's heights and then, afterward, the scream-inducing plunge back down to street level. Young Wally knew the grand hotel's house detective, Harry Peverell, who happened to be a longtime pal of the boy's dad, Manny. Harry took a shine to the curious and bright lad and let him in on some of the lesser in-house shenanigans played out by dishonest employees, confidence tricksters posing as guests and the milder forms of rampant extortion and blackmail.

    Wally knew what he was going to be when he grew up. With Nancy Drew and Joe and Frank Hardy and Harry Peverell as role models, the intrepid sleuth-in-the-making wasted no time in pounding the pavement and gumming up his brogues.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    *squeals of joy*

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Thanks, Beks!

    Wally/CoCo remembers it well; what a great shot.

    The last episode's closing in.

    Thanks for the inspiration.

    Love,

    CoCo

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Detective Friday's mind and stomach having returned safely to the comfort zone of the back seat of the Yellow Cab 'Soto (after his nostalgic plunge from the sublime to the ridiculous in the renowned elevator of the Hotel Mark H), Walter tuned back into Lola's nervous chatter on matters of Midwest animal husbandry as related to Professor Yves Martine's recent and controversial studies in aberrant human behaviors and why, as noted by Chesterton, there were few poems, if any, on the subject of cheese. He mused that this was the lady's way of diverting attention away from her understandable anxiety over Ricky's fate at the mean and inordinately pudgy hands of Boss Graziano.

    Self preservation.

    Taking some further moments to get his bearings and shake off the vicarious adrenaline rush from his childhood reminiscence, the otherwise on-the-top-of-all-matters-great-and-small guy realized that he had failed to give the driver directions to the pair's lofty albeit tortuous destination. Nevertheless, the cabbie pulled up to the swept and tidy curb of 555 Lombard as if, in point of fact, he had been already apprised of the upscale neighborhood, the address, the imposing structure to which a higher power had directed him. Right arm splayed across the soft curve of the front bench seat, Tony - for that was the driver's Christian name - turned his capped head, smiled as wide a grin as would be deemed friendly yet not broaching borders of professional propriety, and declared that here we are folks!

    Walter handed Tony a fiver and told him to keep the change, grabbed the package, opened the door and, after planting his black wingtips firmly on the freshly washed sidewalk, turned back toward the cab and offered Miss Fanfarre his free hand. She smiled broadly as she shimmied upward and outward and dug her spikes into concrete fully accustomed to such exquisitely painful and clacking footfalls.

    Jeeves stoically awaited the pair at the summit of Italian black marble stairs and beckoned them enter (with a near imperceptible sweep of white-gloved hand) through the imposing and glossy Chinese red door.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    greetings, CoCo...

    In the last house I lived I painted the black front door a nice Chinese red colour...that didn't go over too well with my bf. black is where it's at as far as he's concerned...:(

    love michelle

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Thank you, Michelle, for dropping by and sharing that tidbit.

    I used to override any possible objection to what I wanted to do by doing it and awaiting the consequences. Sometimes I got away with it, sometimes not. Where I live now, we have to get approval from neighbors and permission from the board - even for the color of the front door! When I write I do not ask permission at all - for anything! All of the above is true, of course.

    May you enjoy and use all the colors of the rainbow ...

    Love,

    CoCo

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    CoCo...

    are you winking because what you just said in your post to me is a lie?...if so, why would you feel so inclined?...

    love michelle

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Hi again, Michelle:

    Sorry for the incongruity there. What I mentioned regarding my own neighborhood IS true; the wink was regarding Detective Friday's "true-life" adventures, the above tale.

    Thanks for participating.

    CoCo

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