Are There ANY Advantages To Being A Jehovah's Witness?

by minimus 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Can you think of anything???

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    When I was a JW I got up early on Saturdays and Sundays. Now I don't. The downside is that I can have a headache all day if I oversleep.

    W

  • minimus
    minimus

    FF, great response!

    I don't HAVE to wear a tie all the time.

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    *thinking*, *still thinking*

    No, zilch, zero, nadda........................

    nj

  • minimus
  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    You get to walk around with a bluepill boner thinking your salvation is just around the corner.

    Dismembered

  • minimus
    minimus

    Dis, you sound like someone we know.

  • sspo
    sspo

    A hope for the future making them live in fantasy land.

    For many it helps them cope with life.

  • sir82
    sir82

    If you own a business and need the floor cleaned, toilets scrubbed, or windows washed....boy howdy, you'll never lack for assistance!

  • minimus
    minimus

    Witnesses have good 4 door cars.

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