Are There ANY Advantages To Being A Jehovah's Witness?

by minimus 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • inkling
    inkling

    slightly fewer hangovers?

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Just think of all the after study treats and the after meeting lunches & dinners!!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Now minimus - I bet you just knew I would reply to this thread.

    Free Public Speaking training if you have a penis

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    I was living in a spiritual paradise with Jehober's people. Now I have been cast into the outer darkness.

    BTS

  • minimus
    minimus

    You alone know the truth.

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Stilla, it must be the most expensive free public speaking course ever conceived.

    They don't ask anything back - except your time, your marriage, your kids, your intellectual horizon, your money, your whole life.

  • garybuss
    garybuss


    Are There ANY Advantages To Being A Jehovah's Witness?I'd have to think that for any person who wants to be ritualistically rude, openly offensive, prolifically unethical, friendless, hopelessly unrealistic, delusional, and without a retirement savings account, Jehovah's Witnesses would be a wonderful environment to sustain those irrational living elements. It's great that there's a group that provides a context for people who willingly advocate to their own detriment.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Gary, I love your positivity!

  • Vinny
    Vinny

    If one believes the Watchtower is God's channel then there are many good things to being a JW, IMO.

    If one believes that God never chose Watchtower for anything special, then you would be living and teaching a lie and practically nothing would be good about it.

    Even goody nights are now gone...

    Vinny

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    Sorry, I tried but can't come up with anything.

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