Look at all the money they save NOT buying Christmas or birthday presents ! Oh wait,,,thats right they "give gifts all year long" dont they now
Are There ANY Advantages To Being A Jehovah's Witness?
by minimus 45 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
If you preach, you can get coffee and donuts.
You can test your tires in bad weather to drive at meetings.
You don't need a college education!
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WuzLovesDubs
Then theres the closet full of practical shoes you accumulated doing house to house. The shapeless dresses you own that are pretty much one-size-fits-all that you can still wear if you gain 20 pounds from eating at Micky D's every day. If you are a guy you learn how to roll up microphone wires so that has a practical application...for like....hoses. You dont have to care how you look any more because nobody else does. You always have a couple of suits to wear to that interview for that job you dont have qualifications for anyway. You get to travel the world...to places hardly anyone else has lived in or traveled to. You have a myriad of "friends" no matter where you go in the world. And you never graduate from the ministry school so you can be a student the rest of your natural life.
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OUTLAW
"Are There ANY Advantages To Being A Jehovah's Witness?"...........That`s like trying to find a few Kernel`s of Corn,in a Bucket of Sh*t!..LOL!!.................
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Finally-Free
"Are There ANY Advantages To Being A Jehovah's Witness?"...........That`s like trying to find a few Kernel`s of Corn,in a Bucket of Sh*t!..LOL!!.................
...OUTLAWI think the corn would be easier to find.
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drwtsn32
LMAO Outlaw!
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StAnn
The biggest advantage is that you don't have to think for yourself; the WTS does that for you. No pesky decisions; just look up your dilemma on the WT CD-Rom and do what you're told.
StAnn
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minimus
You can learn how to lie without lying.
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slimboyfat
Certainty in an uncertain world.
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minimus
You have the unique ability to ignore what's happening around you.
Even if you are being beaten up, you can feel "happy".
...OUTLAW