God has a secret Man-Crush on Satan.........

by oompa 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • oompa
    oompa

    so ive got two "hilarious"...and one "obnoxious...dick"......i feel in a quandry.......oompa

    i kinda thought....funny, but with a serious point to make

  • watson
    watson

    Very good at illustrating the rediculous with the rediculous. One more point for Oompa!

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    I think this is the most meaningful topic you ever made ooma (in truest sincerity) Keep up the good work.

  • oompa
    oompa

    IP SEX: I think this is the most meaningful topic you ever made ooma (in truest sincerity) Keep up the good work.

    LAMO!....now i am really scared IP!....but thanks....oompa

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    +1

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    Hooray! We get to be in hell together, Oompie!

    Read:

    Letters From Earth by Mark Twain

    and

    Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert A. Heinlein

    and

    Jehovah Unmasked! by Nathaniel J. Merritt (he used to post here)

    and watch:

    Mr. Deity: A Spiritual Sit-Com (watch them all, this is episode 5)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKM_JlCIMak&feature=channel_page

    Love,
    Baba

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    ROFL!

    Oompa, you just reminded me of why all of us on this forum are so f~ked up.

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    "How obnoxious. You dick"

    I think he prefers Richard.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Jehovah just wants a pretext for making as many human lives miserable as possible. Satan only wanted for mankind to be happy and fulfilled, and was not above "working off the clock" to make sure that got done.

  • oompa
    oompa

    k...i have never had sec or anyone else tell me this was so special....and i have had hate and praise on this...so thanks for both...........i like both.......oompa.............

    and baba yaga....this is scary...but i have all the mr. diety clips in my faves....have seen them all at leat 2 times.... they drive me crazy.......

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