Greedy bastards! I'm much less demanding. All I ask is that everyone send me a 'once in a lifetime' donation of one dollar. I would be content with that.
Hey now! Don't you go and try to butt into my Elsewhere Tax!
For years now I have been lobbying congress to enact the Elsewhere Tax. All I ask is $1 per person per year (USD). That's it! Hell, what's one little dollar per year? Pfffff, NOTHING!