Guide to the UK for Americans

by besty 90 Replies latest jw friends

  • besty
    besty

    as opposed to the bacon that nearly has some lean meat in it popular in america?

  • besty
    besty

    as opposed to the bacon that nearly has some lean meat in it popular in america?

  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233

    Bacon should be it's own food group w/ a recommended daily serving of...ALL YOU CAN EAT.

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    Hey, I spent 2 weeks in the UK at Christmas. I can give you some basic survival tips.

    Tip #1. Expect to pay twice the price for everything.

    Tip #2. If you ask where the washroom is people will look at you funny. Ask for the loo.

    Tip #3. Switch to tea for the duration of your stay. The coffee tastes like dirty dishwater in most places.

    Tip #4. If you're a Yank, say you're Canadian. The Brits never got over the Revolution. Canada is one of the few "colonies" they tolerate with good humor.

    Tip #5. When crossing the road, look in the opposite direction for oncoming traffic or you might get hit. They drive on the WRONG side of the road there!

    I better stop there or they won't invite me back!

  • Dogpatch
    Dogpatch

    Well I been there twice, and I really enjoyed seeing the Aboriginal Museum, really cool!

    Randy

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    I should just soften my previous post by saying "I really love the Brits!"

  • free2think
    free2think
    I should just soften my previous post by saying "I really love the Brits!"

    LOL.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Them cute little old timey cars driving around london are actually taxi cabs

  • free2think
    free2think

    Aww IP, it was so sweet though lol.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    If you try to get watah in a pub the tender will ask "spawklin ora stale mate?"

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