Jehovah's Witnesses For Dummies

by minimus 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Please contribute to this "book". Help someone understand what Jehovah's Witnesses are all about.

  • sspo
    sspo

    They do not have a mediator, Jesus only mediates for 144k.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Jehovah's Witnesses believe that the preaching work they do represents a touchstone as to who will be destroyed or spared.

    In fact, they take this so seriously that they send their very best 5 year olds to the doors to offer colorful tracts and brochures. Based on how one responds to these poor kids, Jehovah will destroy them, or spare them.

    Thank goodness for kids!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    "Jehovah`s Witness`s for Dummies".............The title of your thread is Redundant.............LOL!!..

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • coffee_black
    coffee_black

    That's a really great idea for a book! Someone should actually write it!

    Here's my contribution:

    Jehovah's Witnesses check their critical thinking at the door of the Kingdom Hall. Eventually they lose the ability to think for themselves. They are not allowed to question the "FDS," and must submit to every whim and teaching they come up with. JWs must put the organization absolutely first in their lives, ahead of family, education, career and even their own life.

    Coffee

  • coffee_black
    coffee_black

    Rundant

    Never heard that word before, Outlaw.... LOL....

    Coffee

  • undercover
    undercover
    The title of your thread is Rundant

    Rundunt...that'd be a good name for your dog.

    Jehovah's Witnesses for Dummies:

    Chapter one: Do not attempt to rationalize the information that you receive from the Watchtower Society. Just accept it as "truth" and do what your told. Everything will work out fine. And, oh yeah...you will never die but live forever on a paradise earth. Isn't that worth giving up your freedom of choice and right to question?

  • minimus
    minimus

    I'm lovin' this. So far nuthin' rundunt.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    This board is filled with "Spell Checking Wierdo`s!"..LOL!!.........Now we know why Kingdom Hall`s that are filled with Window Washers,don`t need windows..They`re looking for Spelling Errors and don`t notice there`s no Frigg`n window`s!! ..........

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • minimus
    minimus

    everything is figurative in the Bible. Numbers, especially, unless you see the number 144,000. This is the only literal number in the Bible.

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