Jehovah's Witnesses For Dummies

by minimus 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    :That's a really great idea for a book! Someone should actually write it!

    I wrote a piece about that subject 6 years ago called "Dubs For Dummies."

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/24914/1/Dubs-For-Dummies

    Farkel

  • minimus
    minimus

    plagarist

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Minimus..The essence of my book is the edumacation of any that don't understand the Witlesses. (That was for Outlaw's benefit)........Smart Ass!!..LOL!!..........Forget to put a "Red" on your "Rundant"..And..People are all over you!!.................

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    :plagarist

    Yeah. People who do it first are called that by people who don't do it first, if even in jest.

    Besides, my Dubs For Dummies is far more entertaining than your thread topic Jehovah's Witnesses For Dummies. You might consider actually WRITING something important for a change, instead of wasting your time taking surveys. It takes a lot more work and a lot more time, but it is a lot more fun getting people to chuckle now and then.

    It's just a thought.

    Farkel

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Jesus alone is NOT the redeemer of fallen mankind, but that the 144,000 members of Christ's heavenly church are co-redeemers with Christ and that the blood of these 144,000 is part of the ransom sacrifice.

    Jehovah's Witnesses believe that the planet earth may have been created billions of years ago, but that man has been on earth for less than 6,000 years.

    Jehovah's Wiitnesses believe that the year 1914 marked the end of the Biblical "Gentile Times" and the establishment of the Kingdom of God in the heavens, as well as the time for Christ's foretold presence.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Farkel, you obviously never get it. I was teasing you. Of course, you're the best.

  • coffee_black
    coffee_black

    Farkel, That's priceless!

    Coffee

  • minimus
    minimus

    Coffee, he's feeling underappreciated again.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    No matter how much you knock, you can never knock enough

    If you publish, you should auxilliary

    If you auxilliary you should regular auxilliary

    If you regular auxilliary you regular pioneer

    etc

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    No matter how much you knock, you can never knock enough

    If you publish, you should auxilliary

    If you auxilliary you should regular auxilliary

    If you regular auxilliary you regular pioneer

    etc

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