Is your PC demonised?!

by ISP 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Thomas Poole
    Thomas Poole

    Well, ISP is anything in your text plausible to you?

    I would think it is not the machine that contains the demon, neither would a wee-gee board, a dungeons & dragons game, or TV set. However, the improper use of these items could lead towards demonic influence in a person's life.

    For example, if a person uses an item for pornography resources, the demons might decide to use them as a grounds to affect the sinner.
    I think to consider a computer's memory as a residing place for a demon is silly, quite charismatically fanciful. However, I believe the following can be true; however, the demons have to have grounds for their influence upon these people!!
    I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers," he said. "Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations, and so on and so forth.
    Savannah is a cultural mecca for the South in that region. It includes much spiritism.

    I relate the following to automatic writing

    "The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me," he recalls. "It typed "...you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.' "
    DOES THIS NOT REMIND SOME OF YOU OF THE ANTICHRIST WORDS IN THIS FORUM?
    Now I KNOW that most clery types have no idea what to do regarding the following
    Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman
    The following is really dumb because servicing a computer does not rid a person of unclean spirits, the Holy Spirit does. Also, the following shows that clergyman certainly does not understand his position in Christ when dealing with demons
    or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."
    Now my own experiences regarding instruments.
    I witnessed to a fellow in field service once who had drug paraphernalia on his desk: needle, candle for heat, the drug material, and so forth. He told me he had conversations with demons. I asked how. He said they came out of the radio that was on the desk.
    I feel it obvious that the the demons were using the inductive coil transducer properties of the speaker to make sound. The demons hardly resided inside that radio. There were no reasons to replace the speaker. haha

    Another experience that was personal to me.

    I used to have a problem with masturbation from childhood. When I would sit in front of a TV, demonic oppression used to come upon me creating within me more than ordinary sexual feelings. I had sexual feelings caused even when I was not sexually aroused from what I was seeing.
    It is important that we understand how demons affect our lives, and what to do about it!
  • ofcmad
    ofcmad

    LOLOLOL-
    This is too much.... ithiosdkjfi;a sldjfo oh alksdjf my jlkj goodness kljsdflkjas it's the co jlkdsjfcomputer demonesdfjklsdjf taking alskdjf over mskldjflks my laptop!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Shoot.. now my computer is starting to speak in tounges...jsdlkjfioadsjfklsdjfsd,m.,cmv

    ofcmad

    "Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma
  • ofcmad
    ofcmad

    So, what scripture did he find that states how much space is needed in order to house a demon?

    ofcmad

    By the way.. i just sprinkled my laptop with holy water, cured up the problem from my last post.

    "Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma
  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    I was wondering why pea soup kept pouring out of my floppy drive slot...

    Tom
    "The truth was obscure, too profound and too pure; to live it you had to explode." ---Bob Dylan

  • logical
    logical

    Yeah I can believe the demons stuff, look at how windows fucks you around big time, definitely satan at work.

    Duh, some people are messed up, if that preacher really believes that he needs help big time. Ever heard of being accountible of ones own actions?

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    princecharmant

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  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Isn't Weekly World News like National Enquirer?

    Thomas, you just answered a spoof article seriously.

    Even if there are lame-brains who publish that sort of story seriously, they are Charlatans. That's Charaltan - a different thing too Christian, although some Christians are Charlatans. Especially those trying to get respect or advantage through possesing special powers of knowledge.

    Have you had any success in finding witches like I asked you? For all your talk of demons, have you ever met one?

    Go on, I'd love to see what you say...

    People living in glass paradigms shouldn't throw stones...

  • rem
    rem
    I used to have a problem with masturbation from childhood. When I would sit in front of a TV, demonic oppression used to come upon me creating within me more than ordinary sexual feelings. I had sexual feelings caused even when I was not sexually aroused from what I was seeing.

    This is so outrageously funny! What exactly is "more than ordinary sexual feelings" for a young man/boy? Somebody's got a deemin complex - they're out to get us!!! ;)

    Why blame demons when there is nothing strange about a young person becoming sexually aroused with no obvious stimulation? Hello - this is NORMAL, you dumb-ass (gullible, ordinary dumb-ass, that is).

    Now I've just got to figure out why those little fairies keep forcing me to watch HBO on Thursday nights....

    rem

    "We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking." - Mark Twain
  • ISP
    ISP

    Internet connections seem to be immaterial if your hard drive has been possessed.

    ISP

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    The article was hysterically funny!

    It's hard to imagine that it was written in a serious mode.

    Poor demons. They get blamed for everything.

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